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Plastic Patriot

A person with an unhealthy level of celebration and deference to the Uniformed services until a member of the Service contradicts any element of their previously held world view. Then the Service member is viewed as uncommitted, un-American, and not a “real” serviceman because real servicemen and women adhere to a strict world view presented to the Plastic Patriot by draft dodging actors and opportunistic politicians.
I told my uncle that the Senator talking on Fox News about going to war with China is missing a lot of non-military solutions and that plastic patriot told me I was being a snow flake that’s making the army he never served in weak and all real soldiers want to fight the Chinese
by The duder dude February 10, 2024
mugGet the Plastic Patriotmug.

rip me out the plastic

She's feeling herself and think she's perfect like a barbie doll. Barbie doll packaging is usually all plastic. Shoutout to all the barbies shaking a$$!
I'm looking too damn good. Rip me out the plastic, Daddy!
by WhiteyBigE November 24, 2024
mugGet the rip me out the plasticmug.

O.G plastics

A group chat where one person always overreacts
OMG GUYS GUESS WHAT
what?
what?????
MY LIPBALM RAN OUT

Therefore the group chat is named O.G plastics
by Oolala😏 February 26, 2021
mugGet the O.G plasticsmug.

Substitute plastic

A synthetic synthetic so you're a substitute synthetic so if I call you substitute plastic that means you're less than fake that means you're a substitute fake product valueless always above your pay grade
Man these people are beyond counterfeit they are substitute plastic they are less than fake they are a synthetic synthetic valueless crazy
by Indigo 💙 Blues August 20, 2021
mugGet the Substitute plasticmug.

plasticated

n. a plastic object that is transparent yet hard.
Im going to slap you with my plasticated ruler.
by Freckle_Foo_Luvs_U October 20, 2006
mugGet the plasticatedmug.
This was a triumph
I'm making a note here
HUGE SUCCESS
It's hard to state
my satisfaction
Theres no sense crying
over every mistake
You just keep on trying
till you run out of cake
And the Science gets done
And you make a neat gun
For the people who are still alive
My name is Regina George
And I’m a huge deal
Fear me, love me, stand and stare
At me, and these turrets about to fire 60% more bullet at you are real
I've got money and looks
I’m like drunk with power
This whole enrichment centre humps my leg
Like a Chihuahua
I'm the prettiest neurotoxin you've ever seen
That filter you use looks just like me
My name is Regina George (uh-huh)
I do what I must
because I can
For the good of all of us
And I’m a huge deal (uh-oh)
I don't care who you are
i feel fantastic and I'm still alive
I don't care how you feel
I'm doing science and I'm still alive
while your dying ill be still alive
Go ahead and leave me
maybe you'll find someone else to help you
maybe Black Mesa
THAT WAS A JOKE, HA HA, FAT CHANCE
Anyway this power is great
It's so good for me
look at me still talking when theres science to do
when i look at others
it makes me glad I'm not them
i've experiments to run
there is research to be done
on the people who are still alive
and believe me I’m still alive
and when your dead I’ll be still alive
Regina George is the queen
We're just drones that work for her
And then die when she floods the enrichment centre with deadly neurotoxin
still alive feat the plastics is an amazing concept song if mean girls and portal were in the same universe… regina george has taken over from glados and no morality core will ever change her mean personality
by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing February 26, 2025
mugGet the still alive feat the plasticsmug.
Its a bitch that thinks shes so smart, and pulling one over on you, when in reality you can see right through her, totally fake, totally phony.
Girl all smiley and obviously being a kiss ass: Oh hi, is that a new haircut?

The girl with the new hair style: Bitch you're so plastic, you could sell tupperware.
by 69hysteria October 12, 2020
mugGet the Bitch you're so plastic, you could sell tupperware.mug.

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