Pi

You're in for 1500 digits of pain

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by Me when your mom June 11, 2022

Pi Pa

A creepy ass grandpa, the type of grandpa that doesn't care about incest and talks like a smoker. Gets mad about everything and is horny all the fucking time.

"MOM!! Pi Pa is having the cat lick milk off his dick again!!!"

by traptears February 28, 2016

PI

PI is short for the Philippine Islands. Philippine Islands is the old name of the Republic of the Philippines. The Philippines was formerly known as Las Islas Filipinas, named after King Felipe II of Spain, when it was a colony of Spain from 1565 to 1898. Then it was Anglicized and it became known as the Philippine Islands when it became a U.S. territory shortly after the Spanish-American War of 1898. In 1946, upon independence from the U.S., it became a republic. The name of the country was then changed to the Republic of the Philippines.

Yo, I’m going back to the PI next year.

by The real Juan de la Cruz September 28, 2022

Predictive Pi

When both mathematicians and AI could forecast new mathematical results on the number π based on published papers and from recently awarded pi-related research grants.

Predictive pi has somewhat democrarized previously secretive research conducted by both pure and applied mathematicians around the globe.

by Numerati August 19, 2025

The Man Who Mistook Pi for Pie

When on hearing the sound of the number π, an autistic person or idiot savant thinks of a slice of a cake or pizza instead, or equates either word for something else that is unmistakably alien or paranormal.

Just as the man who mixed up his job for his life, Prof. Paulos, who mildly suffers from schizophrenia, occasionally sounds like the man who mistook pi for pie.

by Numerati December 28, 2023

Pi

The post-Omicron coronavirus variant that is suing the WHO for refusing to credit her for reasons (political, racial, …, mathematical) unknown to, or hidden from, her, even after she had visited millions of urban homes in China and spent some uneasy time with the residents from all social strata, in recent weeks.

With tens of millions of migrant workers going back to their villages to visit their loved ones in the Lunar New Year of the Rabbit, Pi rationalized that her targeted billion-odd visitations in rural areas wouldn’t go unnoticed by WHO officials, who’d be forced to grant her overdue Greek citizenship among fellow Covid-19 variants.

by Fasters January 13, 2023

ka pi lea

Ka pi lea, means ‘your pi is here’ ..

Commonly used by and towards dumbasses

Also, Nan is Master.

Ka pi lea

‘Oh, your thirsty? Ka pi lea’

by piponati November 24, 2021