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New Jersey - Part 3

part 3 of my 5178 character essay on how amazing NJ is.Yeah. It gets annoying and boring to hear so much hate about your own state which is MOSTLY EVEN NOT TRUE. We should get what we deserve. Also we have a higher amount of well-known/famous people than all of you. We have the USA Ambassador to Burkina Faso and Benin, we have the guy who designed the MLB logo, we have Tom Cruise, we have Shaquille O' Neal, we were home to FUCKING THOMAS EDISON (hence the city, Edison), we have Richard Nixon, Queen Latifah, Paul Rudd, Grover Cleveland, Frank Sinatra, Martha Stewart, Brittany Murphy, Zach Braff, Thomas Mitchell, Michelle Rodriguez, Ray Liotta, John Amos, Dennis Boutsikaris, Benjamin Burnley, Lou Costello, Buzz Aldrin, Sean Baker, Judy Blume, MERYL FUCKING STREEP, Bruce Springsteen, Whitney Houston, Bud Abbott, Charles Addams, Madeleine Brewer, Emma Jean Bell, Kevin Spacey, Victor Cruz, Patrick Warburton, Michael Douglass, Loretta Swit, Jon Bon Jovi, Bruce Willis, Kiersten Dunst, Count Basie, Flamingo (the child roblox youtuber), Cristin Milioti, Frankie Vallie, Conni Francis, Dionne Warwick, Ali Larter, Carli Lloyd, Halsey, Chris Carrino, Max Ehrich, ALBERT FUCKING EINSTEIN (one of the smartest and well/widely-known physicians or even people in the world), THE FUCKING JONAS BROTHERS, and a lot more which I can't say in this part because of the character limit go to my profile for part 4 i promise it's up these were all posted in the same 10 mins.
That marks the end of New Jersey - Part 3!
by Stroughbries2763 September 3, 2022
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parsippany New Jersey

This town is the definition of suburban h*ll. The text book definition
by Yellowfang42266 September 7, 2021
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new jersey tornado

Slapping a girl with your dick until unconscious
I gave a girl and New Jersey tornado and left her in an alley.
by Gsamm October 15, 2013
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Long Hill Township, New Jersey

A small and very unnoticed town in north central new jersey that is full of pathetic jersey shore wannabes that love nothing more than to get stoned in the woods behind peoples houses while avoiding the the long hill police force that has nothing better to do than harass teenagers, pull people over, and just be general dumbasses. People in long hill also think they're ghetto, and they throw their "gang" sign constantly without realizing that if they do that in front of the wrong people, they will get their asses beaten to a pulp. All of this causes neighboring towns to laugh and make fun of long hill kids, while calling their town names like Bong Hill.
"yo dude lets go to long hill township, new jersey!"

"no way man, theres nothing to do in that town and all the kids there are complete douchbag tools. lets go to a place where we can actually have fun, like summit or madison"

"good idea! then we won't have to worry about being harassed by their bullshit police department!"
by urbandictionarier69 December 15, 2013
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South River New Jersey

A place where you don’t even know if it’s real or not for being in central Jersey and you will find so many white boys trying to be hood or gang. The school cares more about dress code than the boys bathroom who smells like acid with shit. You can’t even talk shit in portuguese or Spanish because everyone understands.
South River New Jersey is not even real, it’s central Jersey
by pooppooppoop September 21, 2021
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