Doodle Bong

When you drill a hole from the urethra to the asshole and use the asshole as a cone piece and the urethra as the bong

I found this homeless bloke passed out last night so I turned him into a doodle bong

by trippy dippy September 8, 2025

boodle doodle

(n.) the bottom grape on a bunch of grapes.

Luckily the boodle doodle fell out of the bag of grapes, it's usually the most sour anyway.

by MJsleazy768 December 21, 2016

Kanoodle doodle

A silly lil guy who is super silly but bullies you if you drop your fruit by accident and then changes his profile picture to cantaloupe because that is the fruit you dropped and now he makes fun of your spelling and called you illiterate 😔 but overall a super silly lil bud whose funny and has amazing vocabulary (according to him) and loves to bullying you into watching jujutsu kaisen. He will never let you live down anything so make sure you bully him back

Ermm someone random “whats a Kanoodle doodle?”
Noot”a nickname duhh”

by ReiiinaaaIsSuperCOOL December 12, 2023

Doodle Port

A slang name for a vagina. Generally used when you want to call someone a cunt but can't because your grandmother is in the room.

You're such a doodle port

by XaeroRamirez August 28, 2011

Cock-A-Doodle-Doo

the army call for all cocks to gather and salute

Cock-A-Doodle-Doo the leader cock called out as all the cocks gathered together

by leseshrmushrooms8 October 14, 2020

dippy doodle

When you hit on your best friends girlfriend and she ends up being your ‘side’.

“Hey Brittney, you look cute. Want to have sex?” John said to Bobby’s girlfriend. She later became his dippy doodle.

by Bobass July 24, 2020

Cock-A-Doodle-Doo

A feeling so extreme your ears fuze to your peepee. can cause anal surgical removal if not yelled at.
WEEEEOOOH! People yell that when they experience cock-a-doodle-doo, or fuzing-to-cock, the translation

WEEEEEEOOOOHHH!! MY COCK! IM experiencing a Cock-A-Doodle-Doo! DAVE! HELP! MY TESTICLES ARE DISINTIGRATING!

by Sploopy Doopy February 28, 2019