past papers

The absolute hell of your revision, you're probably procrastinating doing one right now and have it sitting in front of you. People claim its the best way to practice but because of fucking AQA (search for AQA) they are completely different to what you'll sit when you're in that sweaty fucking exam hall with 200 depressed kids.

Teacher: Do these past papers for homework
Student: Fuck right off they're fucking stupid

by @theinterdiction May 29, 2017

Toilet paper

Also a holy grail for covidiots at this time. Covidiots somehow think that toilet paper is going to save them from some desease that is pretty much the cold except u cough more. And now because of them, I have to cut my paper towel in halt and give myself crack burns. Great.

Person 1: Why do you have 64 cases of toilet paper???
Covidiot: idk I don't feel safe without it I guess
Person 1: Ur messed up in the head bro

by new guy 101 April 22, 2020

paper gifts

"Paper gifts" are gifts of money (check or cash) or gift cards. Paper gifts are appropriate when the gift receiver does not want an actual present or particular item.

Paper gifts are common for weddings where the bride and groom do not have a lot of space in their new home for bulky gifts.

by BlackCat2014 March 3, 2014

paper bunny

A Paper Bunny is usually a bunny but with the attributes of paper. Paper Bunnies almost always possess a cute face, but lack the depth of ass or tits. The term paper bunny is always attributed to a white female.

Guy 1: "Damn, that girl is really cute."
Guy 2: "Yeah, but she has no ass and I think those cups are A"
Guy 1: "So what does that make her?"
Guy 2: "It makes her a Paper Bunny my guy."

by TheSpiciestBeefJerky September 30, 2018

toilet paper

That one item that was abused shortly after the first wave of Covid

Person: I'm out of toilet paper! How will I wipe my ass?!
Person 2: Good luck, all of the supermarkets are closed due to the pandemic.

by SuperNateParty July 3, 2021

Paper boner

The result of changing a large body of text in a word processor from single to double spacing, making your paper look longer

My paper was only 3 pages long until I gave it the old paper boner, now its 6

by Awonymous November 19, 2019

Paper porn

Also the videos that Paper uploads to Grindr. Basically if you watch paper porn, you’ll get his STDs

Wow I literally just got herpes from watching paper porn.

by Kuandkjnsljc February 14, 2019