The term used when you have to work on a Bank Holiday when you really don't want to. I.e. A Working Bank Holiday
by Gazmonde May 3, 2010

The act of masturbating into a curtain.
Mostly done into somebody else's curtain, other than your own. You don't want your drapes all spunky now, do you.
Mostly done into somebody else's curtain, other than your own. You don't want your drapes all spunky now, do you.
John: dude, you split up with dat hoe yet?
Jack: nah, m8
John: dooo it faggot, give her the curtain wank treatment
Jack: nah, m8
John: dooo it faggot, give her the curtain wank treatment
by The Curtain Fucker August 17, 2011

The feeling of rage one gets if they have not had a wank (i.e. masturbated) for a while. Similar to the rage one might experience during a dry spell.
Often caused by unrealistic challenges, such as trying not to masturbate for a week or more.
Not to be confused with wankerage or wankage.
Often caused by unrealistic challenges, such as trying not to masturbate for a week or more.
Not to be confused with wankerage or wankage.
Person A: Dude, can I have some gum?
Person B: JUST FUCK OFF!
Person A: What the hell man?
Person B: Sorry dude... I've just got some serious wank rage.
Person A: You are forgiven, poor soul.
Person B: JUST FUCK OFF!
Person A: What the hell man?
Person B: Sorry dude... I've just got some serious wank rage.
Person A: You are forgiven, poor soul.
by The Wankrager March 1, 2009

When a girl wraps her hair/pony tail around a guy's johnson, and proceeds to pleasure him by moving her head back and forth.
She wrapped her hair around his johnson and started headbanging in time to the music, it was a great wig wank
by michaeldouglasboy January 29, 2010

A device used (often a phone or computer) to assist you in the ritual of regular and/or routine wanking
Argh! I've been really bored recently... My wanking widget is broken and I literally have nothing to do!
by ThePipingPress August 27, 2014

adam came out and said ive just cumed in 12 seconds just 2 seconds off my personal best. i better get ready for next weeks speed wank compotition
by lukeboi June 28, 2006

A special male masturbation position. It is performed whilst lying on your back with your legs in the air like the "Air Cycling" excercise. One hand is used to maintain balance whilst the other is used to do the masturbating. The typical outcome of this activity is ejaculating in one's own face.
by Subsong April 22, 2010
