"My neighbor's chihuahua bothered me, so when they were on vacation I absconded with it, anesthesized it, removed the offending throat organ, and bribed the housesitter to keep her mouth shut. Now it is dumber than a bag of hammers and my neighbors are slightly puzzled."
by UDPseudonym001 May 3, 2020
Get the Dumber Than a Bag of Hammers mug.a phrase used to describe something that is, in fact tight. Often times used when talking about drums.
When the drum head on a drum is tightened VERY tight; a cranked drumhead.
When the drum head on a drum is tightened VERY tight; a cranked drumhead.
by findagirlfriendday April 12, 2005
Get the tighter than a virgin's daughter mug.To break wind whilst being intimate with someone. The release of said gas is often associated with the other participant(s) in the sexual act discontinuing their participation.
''Well, looks like I'm on the hunt for a new girlfriend again. Susie and I were really connecting spiritually and emotionally during an extended Alabama lane change, but a better out than intimate squeezed its way out of my anüs as I was going for it and the gas has caused her to suffocate and die. If I'm being brutally honest, the initial chloroform might have been a culprit in the suffocation too.''
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Get the Hotter than balls on rye mug.A sarcastic way of saying that somebody is extremely popular on MySpace and/or in reality. A reference to the fact that MySpace founder Tom Anderson is automatically added as everyone's friend.
by Tyler F. Norman April 29, 2008
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