Techneck

The fanbase of Virginia Tech (aka V.P.I.). Most of whom suffer from a disproportional self-image disorder manifesting itself with a puffery of their status in the world of college athletics and the academic standing of their university in general. The university is located in the southwestern rural reaches of the Commonwealth of Virginia.

Man, the Hoos laid a beatdown on their Techneck cousins to the south last Saturday.

by TDIV September 1, 2008

air technician

The Air Technician is a sexy bisexual female with tattoos. She has no STDs and her pussy is shaved. She is the home girl around town, everybody loves her. She can party like a wild girl, and can be chill in every group. Oh and has purple hair and is from, Colorado.

I need to find an Air Technician to complete my life, when I find her I will marry her and never let her go. Get an Air Technician in my life and always treat her right.

by DaiZy Jane February 14, 2018

technocracy

1. The bureaucratic management of technology.
2. A technology administered by non-qualified staff members.
3. A mis-managed technical program.
4. A secret organization devoted to technical mis-management.

1. The technocracy of the project created cost over runs.
2. The technocracy contributed to the project failures.
3. More technocracy related issues were discovered during the Congressional Hearings.
4. The Technocracy Society of America, met in secret this week to discuss changes to previous changes in the organizations by-laws.

by keithmorin June 28, 2011

Technically Supporting Yourself

To perform a task correctly or with distinction.

If you are given something to do, or do something off your own back and use initiative, you may be congratulated for "Technically Supporting Yourself"

Mark: Mike just sorted us out with an FTP server on the Broadband Machine
Stu: Oh Technical Support Yourself!

Mark: I've fixed the problem with that customer from earlier, you know, the one that was a right fist..
Mike: Oh get in there, Technical Support Yourself Jenko!

Mike: I'll put the kettle on
Mark: Technically Supporting Yourself Lovelock!

by Michael Lovelock December 20, 2006

Technical Mutton

debatably attractive older people

Man 1: "Oooh, thats some nice technical mutton"

Man 2: "It's a little technical for me mate"

by nomam August 9, 2007

Technical Drip

Somebody who goes out of their way to correct or point out errors in every detail from spelling, grammar or language error.

Ross corrected his teacher for a small mistake she made. What a technical drip!

by David Dunnington January 19, 2009

Technical Laryngitis

When your computer freezes and you cannot respond to an IM.

My computer locked up and I couldn't respond to her IM, I had a bad case of technical laryngitis.

by The Wicked Chica August 21, 2010