1:A white, adult, male, virgin usually suffering from some form of autism
2:One who pretends to be a hacker, although they're only capable of DDOS attacks on websites through sheer numbers, and occasionally defacing a myspace page.
True hackers crave recognition, after all.
3:One who hides behind anonymity so as not to be exposed for the sad, lonely, obese, gollum-like creature they truly are.
2:One who pretends to be a hacker, although they're only capable of DDOS attacks on websites through sheer numbers, and occasionally defacing a myspace page.
True hackers crave recognition, after all.
3:One who hides behind anonymity so as not to be exposed for the sad, lonely, obese, gollum-like creature they truly are.
Def 1
Dude: "why doesn't he ever make eye contact?
Dude 2:"he must be a /b/tard."
Def 2
"gb2/b/ n00b!"
Def 3
"without /b/ i'd never experience any social interaction, thanks 4chan!"
Dude: "why doesn't he ever make eye contact?
Dude 2:"he must be a /b/tard."
Def 2
"gb2/b/ n00b!"
Def 3
"without /b/ i'd never experience any social interaction, thanks 4chan!"
by HeroicNigra March 26, 2008
to be completely idiotic
by Branden Lee Miller October 20, 2007
Very much similar to the word retard however the "ruh" portion is usually said with a "retarded" accent thus giving a greater impression of retardedness. Used to mock and mimic.
ManAssLover: OMG how great is man-ass.
Str8Dude: STFU! "ohhhh look at me i love man butt." You are such a ruh-tard.
Str8Dude: STFU! "ohhhh look at me i love man butt." You are such a ruh-tard.
by LazyNinja562 September 22, 2009
A convenient insult combining the words Douche bag, couch potato and retard. Coincidentally, also the name of a popular chain of convenience stores in Quebec, Canada.
by aliwashere September 07, 2008
Any software programmer who works for Zynga, which produces the worst software on Earth, and also the management at Zynga, that either tolerates incompetence or requires it.
Zynga has the same promotions every week, and you would think they could copy and paste, but Nooooo, the Z-Tards always have new bugs. Any software coded by a Z-Tard has more bugs than the Brazilion rain forest.
by [TOM] ThunderDawg December 22, 2010
Someone who enjoyed the amazing and incredibly lovely drug called Ecstasy also known as MDMA, a little too much. And now retarded from it.
Little Betty Jo completely e-tarded yet is on ecstasy says "iiii giots a dee ploos in ingalalish this semesterrrr"
Straight-Edge Bobby James says "You shouldve apprieciated the edge Betty Jo, you're an E-Tard"
Little Betty Jo completely e-tarded yet is on ecstasy says "but i lovvvvvvvvvve youuuu."
apprieciate your fellow e-tarded friends, :
they are special and believe you are special to them too.
Straight-Edge Bobby James says "You shouldve apprieciated the edge Betty Jo, you're an E-Tard"
Little Betty Jo completely e-tarded yet is on ecstasy says "but i lovvvvvvvvvve youuuu."
apprieciate your fellow e-tarded friends, :
they are special and believe you are special to them too.
by fucksxepussies August 26, 2005
You: Do you know this kid called Yuri?
Friend: No I don't
You: His last name is tarded, so his full name is Yuri Tarded
You: You got jebaited, yeah you just got jebaited
Friend: No I don't
You: His last name is tarded, so his full name is Yuri Tarded
You: You got jebaited, yeah you just got jebaited
by Hyenite November 01, 2019