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taking a dip

To swim; to take a dip in a body of water.
- I'm taking a dip, you coming?
- No, the water is way too cold.
by Sewil1 October 1, 2018
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smoke take

Similar to a spit take, but with smoke.

A comedic technique invoked when a person is in the process of inhaling(i.e. sipping), and witnesses something so outrageous/funny (see: rich), that smoke(i.e. liquid) is ejected from his or her mouth.
A classic spit take premise involves the sipper becoming aware that their drink contains some unexpctedly outrageous ingredient (e.g. breast milk). Similarly, in a smoke take:

Person A: This cigarette is the best!
Person B: You know that's made of dried, rolled up breast milk, right?
Person A:*violent ejection of smoke*
by kavehcito January 26, 2011
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Taking Seven

The act of masturbating. This term is used especially when someone wants a quick orgasm because it is speculated within some cliques that it only takes seven minutes to reach your climax during masturbation.
"Yo, tell me how I was at that nigga, Shawn's, and I walked in on him taking seven to anime porn."
by Ookamibito February 17, 2008
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take a sit

To sit on the toilet to shit, but nothing comes out. Result being 'a sit'.
It took Audrey 8 minutes to realize that she was in the bathroom only to take a sit, and nothing more.
by backotruck October 28, 2013
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take it in the ass

to put up with something unpleasant or unnecessary
My boss is treating me like shit, but I'm not gonna take it in the ass anymore.
by Mower420 March 28, 2020
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taking a Scotty

The harsh abrupt release of once solid now slightly watery bodily excrement in a public area and then wiping it clean with your tall tee.
Hey man cover me I'm taking a Scotty behind this car.
by KSkrilla January 23, 2011
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Take a Biden

To take a massive dump so big you have to flush 80 million times.
by Vincs33333333 December 4, 2020
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