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catholic sweater

When a hairy man covers another person in something sticky, typically hot fudge or honey, presses themselves against their body, then pulls back leaving a layer of hair stuck to the other person. Said person now has a 'catholic sweater.'
Me and Anthony were doing food stuff in bed the other night and he accidentally gave me a catholic sweater.
by Unagamer December 14, 2023
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Bill Cosby Sweater

Bill Cosby sweater pre-trial Is act of eating an entire box of fruity pebbles, then vomiting it onto your partner's chest. But then there's a post-trial; Where she gotta be unconscious and you suck her toes afterward.
So I gave this b**** a Bill Cosby sweater.
You know cosby my guy So I had ta give her roofies first..
by Serpent in the desert March 6, 2024
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Yeti Sweater

When you shave your pubes before sex and you leave the clippings in the sink. When you're done having sex you pull out and bust all over her tits and stomach. When she asks for a towel you go to the bathroom and grab a handful of pubes and come back and throw them on her and yell now that's a yeti Sweater.
Last night I totally gave my girl a yeti sweater and she jumped up and walked to the bathroom hunched over arms swinging.
by Thundermemes September 1, 2019
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texas sweater

A Lone Star State turtleneck for your penis—foreskin: optional, controversial, and occasionally regretted once removed.
Becky : I saw John's penis by accident, he's got a texas sweater.
Hannah: LOL. Becky aren't you into a man with foreskin?
by turbocajpin February 3, 2025
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