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Knit a sweater phase

When sex is not a high priority and the idea of doing anything but the act is more interesting. This is a multi-use phrase. Having children definately brings on knit a sweater. Dating a prude or someone with no vision absolutely qualifies under knit a sweater. When men use this term it is crucial to understand that someone needs to put them out of their misery immediately. All fabulous people.. honey, knit away.
I think my best friend is going through the knit a sweater phase, because she was mad at me wanting to look sexy for my new boyfriend. The sweatsuit and frizzy hair were also tell-tale signs that I should have shut up talking, but I didn't, and she bit my head off.
by TwoTablesNoTime January 13, 2012
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winter sweater

A brief relationship during the winter months sought out to provide oneself with an added sense of comfort, security, worth and purpose, which will then seem less relevant or necessary once winter is over. Similar to the "cuffing season" phenomenon.
"She doesn't want anything too serious, I'm just her winter sweater"
by vesperlynd April 22, 2017
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Yeti Sweater

When you shave your pubes before sex and you leave the clippings in the sink. When you're done having sex you pull out and bust all over her tits and stomach. When she asks for a towel you go to the bathroom and grab a handful of pubes and come back and throw them on her and yell now that's a yeti Sweater.
Last night I totally gave my girl a yeti sweater and she jumped up and walked to the bathroom hunched over arms swinging.
by Thundermemes September 1, 2019
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Sweater

When a someone is always up in a females business or in there face or in there personal space is always trying to find out info about a certain female:

In conjunction to the male version of the adjective ‘sweatim’ always talking about worrying about or bugging over a certain guy.

Not an attractive trait or characteristic to be known by.
He is seriously rocking that sweater, I bet she gets so tired of him buggin, what a sweater.

He’s wearing that sweater out on her it’s about to unravel if he ask or says one more thing about her.

Why is he such a sweater he need to leave it alone!

She’s such a sweatim and he didn’t even know she exist.?
She better not be sweatim over here I’m so tired of her monologues about Dustin. Every time she talks!
by BreakingBrandy October 18, 2020
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