blagger shagger

When a man promises a lady a lifetime of love, happiness and children just to get into her knickers.

man - you are lovely, I see a future with you, even marriage you are beautiful.

Lady - I just looked in the mirror and I'm a moose.....a rotten one too. That man must be a blagger shagger.

by bentleybird July 18, 2014

Meaty Swangers

Big ol' floppy tittays.

Look at that that broad over there with them big ol' meaty swangers!!

by TheAngryDrunk November 29, 2016

Sphere Shagger

Someone who bangs on about how the earth is round and not flat, normally employed by NASA to try hide the truth

NASA-“The earth is clearly round haven’t you seen the pictures”
Flat Earther-“Shut the fuck up you SPHERE SHAGGER!”

by FlatEarther1994 May 27, 2018

sheep shagger

a new zelander who fucks sheep

Kevin bro, you a focken sheep shagger ei

by the sheep shagger March 14, 2018

Regular swigger

Somebody who enjoys light alcoholic beverages on a regular basis. Not necessarily every day but sometimes will continue to do so over a period of a few days. Not considered to be an alcoholic just a regular swigger.

"Hey mate do you want a beer today? "

"Yes but I cant have too many"
"Haha you are a proper regular swigger"
"Yes but its better than being an alcaholic"

by B-ri December 9, 2019

McDonald's stagger

When you're so drunk you can't drive, so you stagger through the McDonald's drive-thru on foot

Damn look at this asshole, stumbling through that drive-thru... he got dat McDonald's stagger.

by dan! January 6, 2013

top shagger

top shagger is a person who has a lot of intecourse. they probably have aids.

person: oou is tim shagging ellie?
you: yeah, he's top shagger
person: huh?
you: even though it may be good, you'll get aids.

by uqlie January 31, 2019