bridle suite

A wedding-day room where da groom physically and emotionally prepares himself for his future life of being "harnessed" wif a monthly-menstrual-period-suffering spouse, and quite possibly "saddled" wif one or more anxiety-and-expenses-creating ankle-biters sometime fairly soon, as well.

In da 1924 Harold Lloyd comedy "Hot Water", Harold admonishes his soon-to-be-"hitched" buddy who's on his way to his "bridle suite" --- "Why should you want to give up your simple uncomplicated life of a happy care-free bachelor?!" He then goes on to protestingly vow dat **he himself** will never "fall for a pair of soft-boiled eyes" --- that is, of course, till merely a few moments later when he accidentally bumps into and knocks over da sweet-faced Jobyna Ralston, and one look into HER huge clear blinky "soft-boiled eyes" and he's smitten! :P :P :P

by QuacksO February 24, 2023

Toot Suite

For the moneyed millennial, an entire room set up for comfortable and relaxing farting alone or in groups. Airy, filtered airy, library-scaled magazine rack, beer fridge, franks and beans bubbling the stove, cabbage rolls. Fans, lots of fans. Wooden matchsticks for traditionalists.

In the loftier neighbourhoods os Silicon Valley, the true mark of a successful lactose intolerant millennial is a mansion with a Toot Suite for casual entertaining after the annual Beans 'n' Broccoli Festival Cruise.

by You rReal Name March 10, 2023

Suit

Hey, so she got the joke, huh? I'm glad my humor isn't wasted on her.

Hym "Ha! Nice suit! I love it! But you knew that before you put it on."

by Hym Iam January 29, 2023

Leisure Suit Larry

An adult-themed sexual video game series created by Al Lowe.

Leisure Suit Larry is the worst game series

by SPrice1980 February 14, 2023

with stick or in suit

To meet in person (with stick) or in court (in suit) to sort out conflict

“I’m sick of your loud noise all night”
“Well let’s meet with stick or in suit and sort it out because I’m not quieting down”

by Obediah Stain February 20, 2023

Gucci suit

A tracksuit you wear if you can barley pay rent but want to look wealthy. Only for chavs

“Oh look at the chav wearing a Gucci suit.”

“I hate chavs”

by Beefinator27 October 30, 2023

flower design hoco suit

A bold statement from an even bolder young man. He picks the unique suit to impress the young ladies and this risky decision proves successful when he wakes up and discovers he has every woman (and man) he’s ever wanted and dreamed off

How do you get woman?
Wear the flower design hoco suit!!!

by Chug Jug Victory Royale King January 18, 2024