There was lots of rotating machines along the pathway, so we had to Crop Dust A Dinosaur Bone in a Suit of Armor.
by HateStain May 7, 2025

A fabled spa/resort somewhere in the USA where, on your birthday, you get to relax for the whole day. You don’t wear any clothes from the time you enter to the time you leave, and you get to spend all day having sex with multiple partners and feasting on Little Debbie snack cakes.
by Big Buck Johnson July 23, 2025

by Bonny Eagle December 19, 2016

“I didn’t like that guy at all. He wanted his mitts on my money.”
“Yeah - he was wearing a frogshooting suit. A dead giveaway really.”
“Yeah - he was wearing a frogshooting suit. A dead giveaway really.”
by The Fat Welshman May 8, 2022

by Cody5050 January 12, 2021


Um, that shawty tarted herself up in that skank-suit and you could def see her badonkadonk. It was nasty.
by lhfunnyfriday September 5, 2012
