Originated from a Charlie Slimecicle song, The fictional natural disaster called Jort storm can be multiple things, It can be a Jort-icane, Jort-nado Jort-nami, Jort-quake, Jort-ruption, Jort-alanche, or even a Jort-pocalypse.
by JORTSTOMSCOMINGTONIGHT123 September 12, 2023
Get the Jort stormmug. by IMAFUCKURWIFE August 17, 2020
Get the Stormmug. by Ereck Flowers November 12, 2018
Get the storm warmmug. Preemptive canceling of school and businesses in lieu of snow storm or ice storm. Also the swatch of people who must buy milk, bread and eggs before such a storm.
The blizzard was supposed to hit until 2:30 pm, but the superintendent thought better of it just canceled school for the whole day. He was experiencing storm panic.
by manderjean March 13, 2014
Get the storm panicmug. A person with many faces, and only positive. He's never mad and would never hurt anyone, and he's DRIP.
by TheUrbanOracle March 30, 2022
Get the Stormmug. The act of butt fucking a Latina and then while inside, put a brick of fentanyl on her ass. Then, she starts twerking so the brick of fentanyl is launched into a turned on ceiling fan creating a snow storm of fentanyl powder
by RealHoodFeller9000 June 11, 2025
Get the Mexican snow stormmug. 