Texas Two-Step

When a woman gives a man a harmless blowjob, using salsa for that added spice, and he finishes and she gets ready to go, thinking she is done. Then the man pulls out a lasso, ropes the girl back, and starts fucking her for real, using the cowgirl position of course. Bonus points for hogtying the girl.

Texan #1: Did you give her the ole' Texas Two-Step?
Texan #2: Fuck yeah, and she's coming back for more tonight!

by thisisnotmyrealname22 February 12, 2010

Afghan Two-Step

The continuous walking of legs after the head or torso has been severed from the body.

That towelhead did the Afghan two-step after receiving an M406 round to the torso.

by MaddawgUSMC18 January 23, 2010

I'll smack you like a red-haired step child at K-mart

1. Phrase often said to notify someone you are in a squabble with, that you are going to strike them, similar to how one would smack their adoptive red-haired child.

Guy: Hey buddy did you eat my last sweet cuppin-cake?

Buddy: Yeah i did guy, and what are you going to do about it?

Guy: Mother fuck! I'll smack you like a red-haired step child at K-mart!

by Chass Master Plus April 15, 2009

step parent

More often than not, a total shit. Males of this catergory are normally inbred homophobic rednecks with inadequate jobs

Step Parent: "This is my fucking house and you do what I say"
me: "This isn't your house, you moved into my home"

by Nihility January 31, 2004

shepsidude

A good PVP'er, someone who can "tank". Used in games such as "Runescape"

Ohh man, look at that shepsidude

by Samp5 January 14, 2008

Tennessee two-step

Describes any underhanded action.

Brad- Man, he gave me 50 cents instead of 75.
Pat- He totally Tennessee two-stepped you

Pat- See his magic trick?
Brad- Ah, the old Tennessee Two-step

by Kyle Mackay-Allen June 30, 2008

Skeps

Shortened word for skeptical. The act of being skeptical, often used in derogatory terms.

Shitcunt 1: Hey, do you like my new jacket?
Shitcunt 2: Nahhh, i dunno
Shitcunt 1: Are you being skeps? What are you, a skeps cunt?

by A skeps cunts. June 25, 2009