Balkan stare

A terrifying type of stare only able to be made by inhabitants of the Balkan peninsula. It's effects are chaotic and deadly. If you ever insult phonk, the serbian dancing lady will appear and scream "BOIII WHAT U SAY ABOUT PHONK", then her face will turn into smiling trollge. After this you will hear loudly "MANGO! MANGO!" if you hear this start running. It's possible to deploy some techniques (created by Those who know:) that are the German stare and Romanian Nut Twisting to counterattack. However the lady may summon the hawk tuah creature. This ultra powerful creature will throw still water at you, instantly killing you. To defeat it, inject yourself with noradrenaline however this only has a 0.2137% chance of working. There exists the most powerful mythical legendary technique with infinite aura called "English or spanish" however it shall not be used, as will destroy the balance of the earth, it should only be used in the case of a disaster the scale of the world hasn't seen yet.

Phonk hater: Oh shit, is that the balkan stare

by yuugenmagan October 11, 2024

german stare

A stare created by the Germans to scare others while in fights or dangerous situations.

German stare + mango mango + phonk + those who know + adrenaline + balkan rage + still water

by Baltic._ October 18, 2024

Balkan Stare

A stare primarily used by Balkans or someone intimidating, usually signifying power and fear.

"Someone gave me the balkan stare today at the mall, I shat myself!"

by SkibidiCum61192 November 25, 2024

Sherlock Stare

Sherlock Stare is when you open you stare at someone and open your mouth so much that your lips start to tear. Sherlock Stare is done when you encounter a moment that you will say "No Shit, Sherlock" to someone. Also this works as a ragebait as well. This kind of staring is required for 4 dimensional flicker raping as well. When Sherlock Stare and jumping is done at the same time, you may ascend to fjordglimping. Sherlock Stare is close to Gorping too.

Ragebait usage;
Omar: Yo bro, what's 9+10?
Cain: 21. *Starts doing Sherlock Stare*

Normal usage;
Jamal: Yo mate 2+2 is 4 right?
Ethan: *Sherlock Stare*

by Financial Slaves December 26, 2024

Sherlock Stare

Sherlock Stare is when you stare at someone and open your mouth so much that it starts to tear. It's used when you encounter a situation where you will say "No shit, Sherlock". It may also be used as a ragebait. This method is required for 4 dimensional raping as well. When done while jumping you may ascend to fjordglimping. Gorping is another variation of the Sherlock Stare.

Ragebait usage;
Omar: Yo bro, what's 9+10?
Cain: 21. *Sherlock Stare*

Normal usage;
Jamal: Yo mate, 2+2 is 4 right?
Ethan: *Sherlock Stare*

by Financial Slaves December 26, 2024

Liberace Stare

When a man straddles another man while he's driving.

I was in the backseat when Sal pulled a Liberace stare on Todd. I asked them to pull over because I felt unsafe.

by Kennethry February 27, 2026

Commit Starfall

Suicide.
Source: In the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV a new system was introduced in patch 7.25 in which players can assign actions to their current jobs from phantom jobs in a special zone. One of these actions is called "Predict" for Phantom Oracle, that allows to execute a variety of actions depending of the current prediction, one such action is Starfall which deals over 300k damage to enemies while also causing 90% of max health damage to the user. This action usually kills the user if they're actively receiving damage, hence the killing oneself connection, as using it without shields or damage mitigation is likely to be a suicidal move.

Alternative use: Commit False Prediction. If the user does not activate any actions following the 4 cycled predictions from"Predict", a deadly debuff is applied to the user for 30 seconds, causing 50k damage per second (average max health is below 200k for tanks).

"I don't want to live anymore... I'M GOING TO COMMIT STARFALL!"
"You're so bad at this game, you should uninstall or commit Starfall."

by Langcaster June 14, 2025