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Hoboken Squat Cobbler

Someone who takes videos of himself squatting naked on a pie, preferably of the cream type variety, and masturbating much to the delight of his intended viewer.
He's in the other room making a video with a pie. He's a Hoboken Squat Cobbler.
by Yankwood August 29, 2016
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Poppa squat

A shot of pineapple juice, lime juice, mint and tequila.
Person 1: Yo what kind of shots are we taking tonight
Person 2: How about poppa squats?
by Tbwaaaa September 29, 2021
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Boo Diddly Squat

"Boo Diddly Squat" is my second Sheryl Crow's "Soak Up The Sun" joke. "Boo Diddly," is a Super Mario Bros. series, ghost enemy. "Soak Up The Sun," mentions her job, "doesn't pay diddly squat," meaning it doesn't pay her enough. In this case, Sheryl Crow, in the Mario's Mushroom Kingdom, is angry, that Boo Diddly's doesn't get paid, for working for Koopa Bowser! A joke!
Sheryl Crow, is angry, that a Koopa Bowser minion, a ghost, is paid "Boo Diddly Squat" despite being, a great employee, of this boss! A joke!
by I'mcrazy August 8, 2024
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Twat squat

I got him with the twat squat he never saw it coming.

She hit them with a quick zipper and a twat squat for the after action cam.
by Assclap90k November 17, 2023
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The Kvatum Squat

When you watch porn with your hands tied behind your back so you can diddle your own butthole.
Lyndsay was caught by the hotel maid doing The Kvatum Squat.
by Canadian Tuna December 19, 2018
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hoboken squat cobbler

A fetish involving watching someone sitting their posterior into a pie (preferably apple or pumpkin, but this is up to the fetishist) and wiggling said buttocks around in the aforementioned dessert
Jimmy: Yo, did you catch that Hoboken Squat Cobbler video on the Tube?

Chuck: Yeah man, got me rock hard
by cellophanefriend September 3, 2016
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squat cobbler

The act of sitting in a pie (whilst clothed or unclothed) in a manner to arouse or stimulate pleasure.
(first seen in Better Call Saul)
James: Man, Dan is a pretty good Squat Cobbler, but sometimes he cries when he does it.
by AttackOnPoke July 27, 2016
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