Irish Squats

When a drunk Irish person squats and shits in shot glasses for everyone to try out.
Hey! He's doing Irish Squats, let me in!!
by JustANOTHERdudeIDK February 28, 2022
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squatting

Squatting in cheap tracksuit, with authentic gopnik accessories (like your grandpa's favourite kucma).
If you are squatting with your slav' friends, never forget cheap alcohol, cig and kompot!
*speaking in russki accent*
You are squatting like a pussy! You must be an impostor!
by naspolya July 13, 2017
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Squatting

A term used for moving in someone’s house rent free in their basement leaving poop and urine stains on the floor, bed, walls, and even the toilet. Also includes leaving tampons in the laundry, clogging the shower, leaving empty trash on the tables, and leaving animals locked up in a bedroom all day hiding from the owners.
Some dude: yo what do you plan on doing later?

Beebs: Finna go squatting at the house, it’s the new move.
by BlanketbarkBob007 December 19, 2023
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squatting

When having unprotected sex and you're supposed to pull out to cum but don't. You're now squatting as you would be in a house.
Nobody likes a good squatting. It's so rude.
by wildvan77 November 21, 2021
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Squatting

The act of sitting on ones face for sexual pleasure
last night was hot! She was squatting on my face and it was amazing
by Jmar90266 January 10, 2019
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Pop a squat

To tell Joe's bitch ass to take a seat to piss.
Hey Joe, instead of pissing on the new heated floor, pop a squat.
by Sal! March 03, 2023
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squatting turkey

The squatting turkey is a sexual position in which there is 6 men and 1 woman. the woman must be sitting in a squatting position, making her butt hole, vagina, tits, hands and mouth easily accessible by the 6 men. In this position there is a two laying down almost in a scissoring position, one of the men is penetrating the asshole whilst the other is putting his penis inside of her vagina. The other 4 men are being tit fucked, given hand jobs and are being sucked off.
This sexual position would take place in a gang bang.
"man last night at this gang bang 6 other guys and I did the squatting turkey on this slut".
by James Bond 069 April 15, 2017
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