ass sock

a sock removed from ones foot that is put under the water in a sink until moist, and then used to wipe ones ass.usualy in the woods or when there is no tp.

wife: john! what the hell i found this wet ass sock behind the toilet and it smells like shit!
husband: oh there was no tp left sorry i forgot to pick it up
wife: well i guess im just going to throw it away i guess you dont want to wear dirty socks and im not putting it in with the wash..
husband: no no ill wear it again

by william john March 6, 2008

Muffin Sock

a sock, usually knee high or similar, worn by an extremely tubby person, causing the the flesh to bulge over the top of the sock similar to breakfast muffin overflow.

Similar to a muffin top but occurring whenever sock constricts flesh and causes bulging overflow.

Rick: did you see that roller derby chick?

Dale: with the knee high socks..?

Rick: yeah, girl should rethink her sock choice...serious muffin sock! Gross!

by Pamann May 7, 2011

Sock Tucker

A male who compensates for a perceived lack of penis size by tucking a pair of rolled-up socks in his underwear. (Commonly used as an insult)

Look at him! He is such a sock tucker.

by dutchboy September 4, 2012

get socks on

Homosexual sex. It's not gay if you're not naked, and you're not naked if you're wearing socks.

Hey man, you want to go back to my place and get socks on?

by Joseph Broseph November 12, 2018

Selling Socks

The philosophical principle that all human acts and behaviors are driven by the instinct to make a profit from selling "a thing." Originally coined after popular Youtuber Olga Key changed her entire channel's format to promote her line of socks.
Example: Get Instagram famous to promote your line of clothing; Start a free podcast with the intention of eventually starting a Patreon with exclusive content.

Once I've made enough fans and supporters I can start selling socks and make a real living!

by SlothSamus December 2, 2019

athletic sock

What you say when you don't want to say condom.

Campell: then I put on my athletic sock.
Brian: then while you were sweating in the athletic sock, the athletic sock broke.

by CAMBOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE December 6, 2015

panda sock

when you the condom spills as you are putting it in the dairy queen cup and and all you have is your sock...

hey jackie i spilled a little can i use your panda sock?

by panda sock April 16, 2021