soap dodger

a person possessing an irrational fear of being prison raped

yo tommy aint no perp that soap dodger afraid of the cell

by Tyrannate October 30, 2012

Sapsagostan

A fictional country somewhere in between Nepal and Shangri-La. Currently a semi-democratic state. Has had 67 presidents since the establishment of democracy in 1988. Also currently beset by militia groups in it's highly underdevelloped rural areas.

Capital city: Kaboom

Language: Sapsagostani

Currency: Kshatt

Geography: Mountains

Infrastructure: Limited

Sanitary Healthcare: Yes

Really?: No

Seacoast: No

Beachfront Properties: Oddly enough, yes

-Example 1)

Bob: I'm going to Sapsagostan on vacation!

Jack: Cool, can I have your stereo?

-Example 2)

Jenny: Can you believe this place! I can't stand it here!

Benny: Yeah, this place is a total Sapsagostan...

by Dmitri777 November 25, 2007

Soap shame

When you use a sink in the public restroom, after using the toilet, and the other person at the sink only starts to use the hand soap after noticing that you've used it. They've been soap shamed because they are too dirty to use the soap out of habit.

Rudolf was sloshing his hands under the water, merely rinsing them off. Chaz came out of the bathroom and proceeded to soap up his hands and wash them properly. Rudolf was embarrassed for not using soap and immediately starting pumping soap into his hands. Rudolf felt soap shame.

by A Mime with a Talkshow January 20, 2011

snapsterpiece

A masterpiece drawn in Snapchat.

I'm so glad she took a screenshot of that snapsterpiece, it was one of the best selfies I've ever enhanced and I forgot to save it before I hit send.

Have you seen the guy who draws all those Disney princess snapsterpieces? It's all over Buzzfeed.

I never have snapchatter's regret after I send a solid snapsterpiece.

by snapsplash March 9, 2014

Snapstitute

Someone who trades booty pics for Snap Cash.

"Hey man, I sent Becky 25 bucks on Snapcash so I could get some pictures of that ball booger catcher, ya heard? She's the best snapstitute around. Top notch booty pics for a good price, ya feel me?"

by Retardedpanda1 November 18, 2014

soap necklace

A rope prisoners wear around their neck in the shower to avoid dropping their soap.

I'm going to prison.
Remember to bring your soap necklace

by awmm April 12, 2015

Soapbox Johnny

SOAPBOX JOHNNY : (Noun) One that stands and preaches on the proverbial soapbox. Figuratively speaking... of course. A Soapbox Johnny doesn't realize that he's on the soapbox until getting a headache or hearing the sound of his own voice drone on and on. A lot of times, someone else will have to kick it out from under a Soapbox Johnny; again, figuratively speaking. ( Authors note: The phrase, "Standing on a soapbox", originates from the days when speakers would elevate themselves by standing on a wooden crate, originally used for shipment of soap or other dry goods from a manufacturer to a retail store. Often used as a liberal platform for politicians or someone preaching politics.)

There is more to life than dwelling on a rotten world. Appreciate and enjoy Mother Earth and embrace what really matters... Don't be a Soapbox Johnny.

by Johnny / -the Random Prophet October 7, 2019