shower thoughts

You are the shower and you think weird thoughts.

Person 1:”I had such weird shower thoughts“
Person 2:”Tell me about”

by Harper_Here May 25, 2020

jack shower

When you jerk off in the shower

I think he's taking a jack shower he's been in there for a while

by #4Choclvr September 16, 2017

Estonian shower

A shower and bath combo. First, you take a normal warm bath. When you are ready, start draining the water but do not get out. Turn the shower on to it’s coldest, most frigid setting and remaining laying down in the tub. If you can survive after the water completely drains or 3 repeats of “Bulls on Parade” by Rage Against The Machine, you have successfully taken an Estonian shower.

Nothing wakes you up like a double espresso and an Estonian Shower

by KRJaffaOneOneNine2 February 2, 2018

red shower

When someone cut their wrists (and optionally, their throat) before backflipping off the roof, hence creating a red shower for everyone standing below.

Did you visit Sam's red shower yesterday?
Yes lmao it was quite refreshing in this hot weather

by satan is my sugar daddy April 9, 2021

Shower fapper

Someone who takes multiple, abnormally long showers every day to hide that he/she masturbates.

"Why is jack allways in the shower?
"Oh, he's just a shower fapper"

by dis_is_spoorder_man September 22, 2016

Shower Jacker

A grown up man who loves a good wank in the shower. To add insult to injury, a shower jackers is typically married and christian (or jew).

-Simon is a shower jacker!
-Yuck, thanks for putting that image in my mind you fuck!

by Halevi May 20, 2016

Shower buddies

Friends who shower togather

Were shower buddies

by Weasel4040 October 7, 2016