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Sawed-off shotgun

Small dick that blasts off a huge load in installments like a shotgun.
'What was that periodic screaming I heard?'
'Oh, it was a sawed-off shotgun you see...'
by TheCla$hster April 19, 2016
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double-barrel shotgun

A shotgun with two barrels, two bullets, and has more stopping power then a desert eagle on 'roids. When fired, you can reload one bullet, or fire both and reload both. Simply a matter of preference. Also has incredible recoil if your not careful, and it can AND WILL break your arm/shoulder/face.
Guy 1: Hey, lets fire this double-barrel shotgun with one hand!
*fires*
Guy 1: Shit, I think I broke my arm!

Guy 2: Owned.
by Lolw00t December 21, 2008
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Shotgun Whoopie Cushion

While engaging in anal intercourse with your partner, have a third party insert a bicycle pump into your partner’s anal cavity, being careful to ensure an air-tight environment. It is imperative that the partner’s anal sphincter is contracted throughout this entire process. Proceed to have that third party pump partner’s anal cavity full of air while continuing intercourse. Upon reaching completion, cease pumping air into the cavity, quickly remove penis and replace with an adequately sized rubber plug. Proceed to aim partner’s anus at a blank monochromatic canvas, preferably black. Have the partner contract their abdomen rapidly while swiftly removing the plug, and enjoy results as pounds of undiscovered semen, fecal matter, and various other bodily fluids spray out like a shotgun accompanied by a whoopie cushion-like sound.
Partner: I have a colonoscopy tomorrow, and I need to cleanse my anal cavity. I am going to buy a large and expensive enema.
Guy 1: Why would you do that when we can just shotgun whoopie cushion you?
Partner: Yeah, totally! Let’s do that!
by Princeton CockWerk February 22, 2019
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San Fran Shotgun

The sexual act of being penetrated in the ass by your partner's dildo while they are simultaneously giving you a handjob. Resembling the cocking of a shotgun.
Carrot Top gave Pauly Shore a nasty San Fran Shotgun last night
by Krusty Krabs June 18, 2012
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trailer trash shotgun

When a man is getting a blowjob and cums into the woman or mans mouth and then that woman/man spits it into the mouth of the man who cummed.
Uncle Jim Bob was blowing me in the back of the trailer park when I came in his mouth and he gave me a trailer trash shotgun!
by Landbdhfjdjdndb November 17, 2019
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doom 3 shotgun

The shotgun from the third game in the doom series well known for its very low range and inaccuracy which makes it frustrating to use in combat.
The doom 3 shotgun thats like a melee weapon.
by blockgaming06 April 25, 2021
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sawed-off shotgun

A colloquial term for a short barrel shotgun.
If it was manufactured with a short barrel it isn't a sawed-off shotgun.
by Cwedocjrax August 23, 2023
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