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redneck fieldgoal

skeeting through the gapped teeth of a redneck bitch
I scored a redneck fieldgoal with Nick's girl last night
by tizzitties December 2, 2007
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Redneck Screwdriver

Using Sunny-D instead of real orange juice to make a screwdriver.
We ran out of mixers last night so Jim and I drank redneck screwdrivers.
by Konrad43 June 3, 2009
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Polar Redneck

A redneck living in the northern portion of the midwest. They are easily identified by their snowmobile jackets, dirty baseball caps and scruffy goatees. Basically the same as a redneck, but since their polar location they have developed an affinity for snowmobiling, ice fishing and pulltabs.
"Check out the polar redneck wearing the ski-doo jacket, sitting at the bar wasting all of his money on pulltabs!"
by Big Daddy Kane 5150 April 7, 2009
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Redneck Superglue

Redneck superglue is a nickname for duct tape. Which is often used to temporarily fix broken items around the house quickly, and cheaply, just long enough for professional help arrives to properly fix the problem.
Kevin: Hey man the pipe in my kitchen sink just sprung a leak, what should I do?

Bob: Wrap it in some Redneck Superglue, then call a plumber.
by Mr. Cannonball Jones September 9, 2011
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redneck thunder

(noun) When you think you hear thunder but you see no lightning and realize that it was just the engine of a large jacked-up truck. This happens commonly in the south.
(hears crackling sound) "Whoa!" "We should get out of the pool man, it must be storming. "

"Nah man, it's just redneck thunder, a bunch of people are headed to the mud bog. "

"Ah ok, we're fine then."
by guyinredshirt June 27, 2014
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Redneck 401k

"Investments" which are really purchases of toys or other contemporary collectibles hoping their asking price will be worth much more via eBay, Mercari, etc.
My friend bought three LEGO® sets of the "scale" version of the Millennium Falcon ($800 each) for his Redneck 401k. Why? Because he thinks he can sell them for at least $2000 each in a few years.
by Maggi Picayune February 18, 2021
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redneck metalhead

Blue Collar Metal heads that are known for rural mischief and listening to (but not limited to) Southern Brand Groove/Sludge/Doom/Death Metal. Can be identified by Pantera and Acid Bath T shirts. Although they might partake in regular "Redneck" past times (Hunting, Fishing, Drinking) they usually only dress passingly as Redneck with a mandatory Band T shirt, bandana, and cheap sunglasses. They don't have to be from the South, but almost always have an affinity for blue collar lifestyles and hard scrabble life.
"Johnny spent all his money from his carpentry job on tickets to the Crowbar concert, he's such a fuckin' Redneck Metalhead"

"That Redneck Metalhead over there has had that truck since Highschool, he drove it to a Slayer concert across the country back in the 90s and it was old then. Only a Redneck would do that, but only a Redneck Metalhead would do it for a concert"
by Angel of the Abyss December 15, 2015
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