redneck gucci

Under Armour clothing

It was a special occasion, so Fred broke out the redneck Gucci

by Thisguy34 December 13, 2017

redneck fieldgoal

skeeting through the gapped teeth of a redneck bitch

I scored a redneck fieldgoal with Nick's girl last night

by tizzitties December 2, 2007

Redneck Screwdriver

Using Sunny-D instead of real orange juice to make a screwdriver.

We ran out of mixers last night so Jim and I drank redneck screwdrivers.

by Konrad43 June 3, 2009

Polar Redneck

A redneck living in the northern portion of the midwest. They are easily identified by their snowmobile jackets, dirty baseball caps and scruffy goatees. Basically the same as a redneck, but since their polar location they have developed an affinity for snowmobiling, ice fishing and pulltabs.

"Check out the polar redneck wearing the ski-doo jacket, sitting at the bar wasting all of his money on pulltabs!"

by Big Daddy Kane 5150 April 7, 2009

Redneck Superglue

Redneck superglue is a nickname for duct tape. Which is often used to temporarily fix broken items around the house quickly, and cheaply, just long enough for professional help arrives to properly fix the problem.

Kevin: Hey man the pipe in my kitchen sink just sprung a leak, what should I do?

Bob: Wrap it in some Redneck Superglue, then call a plumber.

by Mr. Cannonball Jones September 9, 2011

Redneck Colonic

Someone who is to poor to get a regular colonic in which they use the jet streams from a hot tub to siphon water in and out of ones butt.

Kara: Michelle I have a really hot guy taking me out on a date tonight. Do you mind if I come over and get a Redneck Colonic from your house real quick?

Michelle: Yes I do.

by SaltyIguana January 21, 2010

Redneck Cheeto

This is when you stick your penis in a Cheeto bag then stick your penis in a girls mouth.

Redneck Cheeto's are Yummy

by You like this right there? August 17, 2010