Pubes

The crusty musty ironed hairs in ur gentiles

OH MY MARY UR PUBES THERE THERE SO LLL…onggg I CANT U MUST HAVE TO USE A STRAIGHTENING IRON ON THEM DAY AND NIGHT MY LORD THOSE PUBES MUST CAUSE SUCH ANXIETY LIKE WHEN THE ALARM GOES OFF AND U THINK ITS A ROBBERY BUT ITS NOT OR HOW ABT UR LEMONADE STAND WHERE UR JUICE IT OUT OF UR PUBES HUH HOW U LIKE THAT. ALRIGHT KIDS LETS END THIS OFF ON A GOOD NOTE VERY MOVING…

by Mary’s mom April 20, 2022

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Elmer’s Pubes

The specific moment directly after masturbation when your semen shoots up in the air, just to land back in your pubic hairs. The semen is typically hard to get out, and if not washed out in time, the cum will harden your pubic hairs in a white clump, which is painful to clean afterwards.

Jim: Yo last night I whacked the lizard, and I got mad Elmer’s pubes.
Francis: Wash it out with warm water and soap, that’s nasty.

by yeetusdeletusforjesus March 8, 2019

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Pube Gender

The gender of your pubes

The male sex or the female sex or one from the range of other identities, not directly dependent on one’s biological sex, of your pubes.

The gender identity of your pubic hair (The hair that grows in the pubic region from puberty), or others pubic hair. This identity does not depend on one’s own biological sex nor their own identity. It is truly based on the identity of the pubes alone.

My pube gender is female and her name is gale

by djdjfhfbdbdjdjcfbbffhc December 18, 2023

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