fig in the pig

Inserting a bulbous fruit in an anus
Allen found it hard to go to the bathroom because he had a fig in the pig.
by AAA Vibe December 10, 2021
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Pig Knees

When a humans cartilage decides it hates its life so it has to be replaced with pig bits. Side effects involve casual oinking, developing cravings for swill and the occasional urge to hunt for truffles.
"Hey, do you smell bacon?"
"Oh that's just old Pig Knees over there, he's just come back from a run."

"Does anyone know if Chris is coming?"
"Yeah he's outside at the moment, rolling around in the muck...he just hasn't been the same since he got those pig knees."
by Dan Collette October 20, 2017
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titty pig

Logan is a titty pig
by Gotya77 April 06, 2020
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pig brain

When a person loses rational thought because they are overcome with an inhuman urge to gorge on fatty junk food and let themselves completely go.
He was barely able to breathe, struggling to sit up against the onset of a severe food coma and blamed pig brain taking over as he reached for another box of donuts instead.
by Analytico April 08, 2023
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Pig Fisting

When you shove an apple in your lovers mouth, similar to a roasting pig, and then commence an anal fisting. Ideal for muffling the pig like squeals that may accompany a hearty dry or lubed fist.
Which do you prefer? A Red Delicious or a Granny Smith for your forthcoming pig fisting?

I was pig fisting Rachel last night. It was a rough one. She bit straight to the core.
by Eaton Holgoode October 15, 2018
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guini pig

Wow, that Officer Travoli..he's a real Guini Pig!
by peckerfuzzball February 16, 2018
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Pig Willie

A ne'er do well, a benefit cheat who drinks and bets all day
Look, there goes Pig Willie, off to the bookies again
by Kissifur July 19, 2006
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