sweet boy petey

Petey the dog (or peter in formal settings) is well known as the sweetest dog known to man. The little pup loves attention more than anything else, barking when he isn't being touched that exact second in time. He spends his days with his lovely owner as a happy and well treated boy. Petey loves coming to rehearsal to watch everyone work hard (that and he gets pets every 20 seconds). Petey is known for his irresistible face and behaviors; when one passes sweet boy, he will roll on his back practically hypnotizing those around him into giving him belly rubs.

Other traits of Petey’s include...

- Dancey paws
- Loving women and children over others
- Irritating his owner during rehearsal
- Probably commiting several war crimes
- Bork bork = attention
- Tax fraud
- The cutest sneeze
- Stubby tail wiggle

JESUS sweet boy petey! Would you stop barking so we can rehearse!?

by a1ys.sa April 9, 2021

maxxamillian vanwilliam petty

So slay

He is maxxamillian vanwilliam petty

by Slayly November 20, 2023

Passive agressive petty

When someone is slick pissed off at you but plays like they aren’t and they do the pettiest things to piss you off and get back at you.

Tom is so passive agressive petty when he turns on the dishwasher while meghan takes a shower so the water shuts off on her leaving shampoo in her hair…..again.

by MamaNasty May 13, 2025

mr. or mrs. pettypants

When someone writes a comment on someone's fb post, or elsewhere online, and a petty (ignorant) person comes along and accuses this first person of saying or meaning something that they really aren't saying or meaning. Mr. or Mrs. Pettypants is either too quick to judge and misread the comment, or understand/grasp people's comment s, so they take apart your sentences and accuse you of something completely opposite of what you meant or said.

Mr. or mrs. Pettypants always misreads me! Mr. Pettypants got in a huff again and degraded my point by making it seem as a ploy be me to derail the subject, when in reality, he did not try to make the connection that I was only adding to it.
petty flamer

by Annmalia March 3, 2015