Personal Slut

The upgraded version of a Sneaky Link.

The Sneaky Link has graduated into the Personal Slut and now occasionally lives in the same residence as the partner.

Be mine... my Personal Slut. Come stay a while.

by Sneaky Sage October 7, 2021

Personality Zoned

This is when a person of either gender rejects you because you have the same personality as them.

Personality zoned. Example;
"I'm sorry, but we could never be.
You have the exact same personality as me."

by .osqueaker December 5, 2021

Molotov Personality

A personality or state of mind where one is ready and willing to cause a great deal of (and likely excessive and/or destructive) problems with the right circumstances or situation.

Person 1: Dude, Steve has such a Molotov personality it's frightening.
Person 2: Yeah, I know. Don't get him started on politics or he might throw a table.

by TheDuckyOne October 18, 2012

Anthropomorphic Personification

A creature created by imagination, often originally deriving from solar rituals but adapting to fit the times. Examples include Death, the Sandman, the Soul-Cake Duck, the Tooth Fairy...and the Hogfather.

"Says here 'Implied Creation Of Anthropomorphic Personification.' What's that mean?"
"Er...I think Hex has tried to work out the answer."

by Ukulelelike February 1, 2013

Conditional person

Someone you cant depend on because they are wishy-washy and only stick around only when its beneficial for them. As soon as things get tough, uncomfortable or uninteresting, they are gone. Their loyalty and character are contingent on the situation at hand, meaning, they aren't sincere or dependable. They're selfish and inconsistent- fake. They're always switching up their position and views in order to appeal to the person they are trying to impress. They're superficial and shallow. Not deep.

She won't show up if there's nothing in it for her. She's a conditional person. She'll act like she cares, as long as she gets what she wants.

by LetsBeReal1001 December 18, 2016

angel person

A person who has an undeniable hatred for the world and the humans who inhabit it; but, who also have stronger motivating mission and purpose to save the world by helping to restore the humanity into those who have become lost; helping them to find themselves and giving them reasons to believe again.

You're such an angel person!

by edeninoctober May 22, 2017

tuesday person

Derives from the well known cunt mnemonic, See (C) You (U) Next (N) Tuesday (T).

'Tuesday Person' is an office-friendly way to refer to an individual generally agreed to be a bit of a cunt.

"What do you think of the new boss?"

"He's a bit of a Tuesday person"

by Overdose2000 May 27, 2017