Parker g

A small penised man that can't finish. He beats his meat to Dave bunts.if you ever meet a parker g run away don't look back he will tunk goon and edge on you

Your a parker g

by Leydron gahames December 5, 2024

Parker

A fucking beast

“Who’s Parker, that’s a fucking beast”

by anonymous May 24, 2022

Parker

parker is the sexiest mofo who gets bittches (and will get you biches to!)
every 1 luvs too have him around and he/she/they silly

parker just picked up jessica from third period. hes a player

by big_baller_97 November 21, 2021

Mr. Parker

The best and most handsome teacher of all time

Mr. Parker is hip.

by soreno September 22, 2021

Sarah Cessica Parker

SCP agent Sarah Cessica Parker fights Cryptids and other supernatural forces while navigating the dating pool of NYC men. Always wondering if it's the men who are crazy, the world, or just her.

"Sarah Cessica Parker just killed that guy because he was a bad tipper.. and a vampire!"

by SCP Handler December 29, 2023

Ella parker

Ella Parker is a shy, loving person. She will always do what’s better for her Friends. Oh btw she has a handful of friends that surround her with positive energy and encouragement all day everyday. Ella Parker will usually have 2-3 especially close friends. Ella Parker has a creative nature and is very psychologically mature, she would make a great psychologist. If you know and Ella Parker you are the luckiest person, because Ella Parker is an awesome human, with respect of the highest levels and endless love to share.

I was so sad, but it’s okay I talked to Ella Parker and she listened to me. She is so nice.

by Ifyouknowwhoiamthen June 4, 2018

Parker

A guy who will act super nice at first. Is into sports and has lots of friends who are douchebags but seems different until you really get to know him. Once you do, you better run because he gets super possessive, argumentative and never lets you have an opinion. He may have a large dick but don't let it fool you as his personality is actually total shit and due to his cockiness he doesn't understand how to take no for an answer.

Person 1: "Wow I fucked Parker last night. Best sex EVER."
Person 2: Girl you didn't tell me he was a PARKER. You better stop dating him they're jerks.

by urbanspite January 31, 2018