A loser who sits on his ass all day playing video games and sitting around the house doing nothing. Parkers are rarely seen leaving their house or doing anything productive with themselves. Parkers aswell enjoy using other people's money to help themselves. Parkers are not capable of being independent and usually needs a person to hold their hands in life. Fuck Parkers
by Riddickw9ei January 18, 2022
by TurtleTruffles May 03, 2022
The guy in class who doesn’t pay attention and makes it everyone’s problem. Also probably racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic, ableist, or all of the above.
by The Possum of Wisdom November 11, 2022
A demented cuck who barely graduated high school and will probably work at a Chipotle or a KFC for the rest of his miserable life.
by Brendyne May 13, 2020
A kid who loves babies, he’ll always grope the baby that he sits next too at the park. He also loves cock preferably the cock of a hamsta
Parker - Ooh hamsta I love your beauty cock.
Hamsta - Oscruncha why thank you.
Parker - please my king, let me suck it!!!
Hamsta - Oscruncha why thank you.
Parker - please my king, let me suck it!!!
by Nhaniiiiii November 30, 2020
Parker she’s the most amazing GIRL she’s so sweet and caring and will support you through everything! She is always laughing and making your day better. She is always looking for someone to joke around with! She’s very athletic and very very competitive. She is a beautiful girl with hardly any flaws! She has a very kind heart and makes an amazing friend🥰
by thegreatperson01 November 08, 2019