Orange Panties

When a woman chooses not to wear a tampon during the menstrual cycle and proceeds to stain her panties with blood and lets them dry to an orange color before wearing them again.

That girl was wearing orange panties.

by IdgafHarem January 15, 2012

panty smacking

When two adult males sit around gossiping like a couple of Junior High School girls. Can sometimes be accompanied by giggling.

I wonder if G. Bush and D. Cheney drink diet soda while panty smacking about how cute Brad Pitt was on the cover of Teen Magazine.

by Glenn S. February 1, 2004

Ballin panties

underwear that is very appealing to the general public, like, brightly colored underwear. opposite: tranny panties

"Wow! Daniel and Sara have matching ballin panties. They're so bright and fluorescent."

by D-Herbs February 17, 2009

granny panties

The kind that get you out of having sex... (almost like a diaper, in other words dont wear em if you ever wanna have a sex life)

George was so turned off by Suzie's over sized granny panties, that he refused to have sexual intercourse with her.

by Kinky Kiki (steph) December 28, 2005

Panty Melter

A car, song, band or anything that makes a women so hot you watch her panties melt and become a puddle beneath her feet.

did you see Charles' new car that Lotus is such a Panty Metler
Have you heard that new song I swear it's panty melter.

by Hade5079 October 19, 2010

panty dampener

a drugstore paperback book filled with smut.

She can't tear her eyes from that stupid panty dampener with Fabio on the front.

by jaims August 2, 2006

Panty jam

A white or yellowish discharge secreted from the vagina and left on said pantys.

By the looks of my underwear I assume A, I forgot to wash my ninja foot this morning or B, my boyyfriend blew his nose in my panties. Either way it was some serious panty jam.

by D2 BRIZZY January 5, 2011