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promise panty

The lingerie or panty given to your proposed future lover when you're not yet ready for sex.
She's not sexing me yet but I have her promise panty in my room.
by ArtieWolfe May 8, 2016
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panty smacking

When two adult males sit around gossiping like a couple of Junior High School girls. Can sometimes be accompanied by giggling.
I wonder if G. Bush and D. Cheney drink diet soda while panty smacking about how cute Brad Pitt was on the cover of Teen Magazine.
by Glenn S. February 1, 2004
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Ballin panties

underwear that is very appealing to the general public, like, brightly colored underwear. opposite: tranny panties
"Wow! Daniel and Sara have matching ballin panties. They're so bright and fluorescent."
by D-Herbs February 17, 2009
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granny panties

The kind that get you out of having sex... (almost like a diaper, in other words dont wear em if you ever wanna have a sex life)
George was so turned off by Suzie's over sized granny panties, that he refused to have sexual intercourse with her.
by Kinky Kiki (steph) December 28, 2005
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Panty Melter

A car, song, band or anything that makes a women so hot you watch her panties melt and become a puddle beneath her feet.
did you see Charles' new car that Lotus is such a Panty Metler
Have you heard that new song I swear it's panty melter.
by Hade5079 October 19, 2010
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Panty jam

A white or yellowish discharge secreted from the vagina and left on said pantys.
By the looks of my underwear I assume A, I forgot to wash my ninja foot this morning or B, my boyyfriend blew his nose in my panties. Either way it was some serious panty jam.
by D2 BRIZZY January 5, 2011
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pantie blocked

before coytus, a man or a woman prevents a woman from getting laid whether it be intentionally or unintentionally
OMG, her best friend won't leave. She totally pantie blocked me
by BIG12594 February 20, 2011
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