Vlad the Imp (Pays L'hier)

person. Russian leader famous for his diminutive stature, broad puckish sense of humour, and his misguided desire to restore the glories of yesterday to his country. The practical jokes he has played on Europe, often involving complex troop movements, false accusations of Nazification, and massive death counts, are considered by some to be legendary, although, admittedly, you really had to be there, trembling under his maniacal gaze in the Kremlin war office, to truly appreciate his wit.

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I hear Vlad the Imp (Pays L'hier) will visit Paris in the spring. He plans to see the sights, destroy the sights, then crap in Napoleon’s alabaster sarcophagus.

What a joker!

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by gnostic3 March 06, 2022
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Hold on there "Pay cable"

Use this saying when a person uses excessive profanity.
Dane Cook used this in one of his live performances. Where he described making love to a woman and they were really getting into it when she blurted out put that big fat cock in me. He then said to her hold on there "pay cable" !!
by R.D Fitswell August 10, 2011
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patriarchy pay day

When a man pays for a women as a means of financial compensation for the women having to live in a patriarchal and oppressive society.
Thank god it was patriarchy pay day on my date with josh last night, he brought me dinner which is great because I had to spend $700 on a new IUD last week.
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This expression refers to someone who has the performance, mentality, work ethic, and mindset of a (good) full-time employee but unfortunately has the pay of a part-time employee (as that is what they technically are).
I go above and beyond work all the time. I love it so much and hate it at the same time. It is such a complicated relationship I have and the situation has just really made me realize that I have a full-time spirit and part-time pay. It's truly so unfair!
by LingDanc803 February 10, 2023
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I'LL PAY YOU BACK

The act of saying but not doing when it comes to paying your homies back.

Usually given enough of a time gap that the homie might forget.
Nicoli: I'LL PAY YOU BACK next week I get my "paycheck"
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Ajit Pai

The act of cutting off your own pubes to make a wig
Did you see Courtney's hair, It looks like a real Ajit Pai
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Ajit Pai

Someone who is made using the following ingredients: 1 Gallon of Mr. Grinch, 1 Gallon of Patrick Star, and 2 Gallons of Scrooge,
Zach: Have you heard of the 3 Ajit Pais?

Kent: You mean Ajit Pai(duh!), Michael O'Rielly, and Brendan Carr? Yeah, I have they are extremely greedy bois. Though, I think your ingredients are too little!

Zach: Yeah, their idiocy doesn't deserve words.
by ForNetNeutrality February 22, 2018
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