Wide Dick Open

referring to sports, when someone is so open that it's crazy

Bro, why didn't you go get a layup? It was wide dick open.

by Actually-A-Scholar December 15, 2022

Open a Basket of Snakes

To forcefully squeeze and kiss your date in the early dates.

- Guy 1: Open a basket of snakes on the first date.
- Guy 2: Jeez!

by Strangers Do Trade January 04, 2020

Concession Open Carry

A person of girth carrying armloads of giant drinks, buckets of well buttered popcorn, etc. from a movie theater concession stand. They can usually be seen lumbering through the lobby or fighting gravity on the slope of the theater aisle as they deliver their bounty to appreciative partakers.

Big Ron always volunteers to do the concession open carry since there's no take out bags.

by Dragonsphir November 28, 2016

the barn door is open

When the fly to your trouser is unzipped

The barn door is open.

Oops, let me zip it up.

by The Race Whisperer February 03, 2016

wide open warrior

When the guy sits up straight, grabs the girl by the ankles and slams his erect cock into the woman

I wide open warriored my sister last night.

by Vanici July 13, 2014

Open Operation October

Throughout october you gotta fap with your door open atleast 1 inch

Open operation october is kinda scary with my parents in the house...

by ConstantPhoenix October 05, 2021

Open Minded Baker

A female baker that derives her baking ability from receiving oral sex. Her full power is achieved after 32 consecutive hours of the act.

Xavierella has issues with job security due to her need for constant cunnilingus, but this is the price you pay for being an open minded baker. The cookies she bakes for subway cause instant orgasm.

by EntrancingBear February 08, 2021