purple onion 

the female equivalent to blue balls (i.e. unfulfilled sexual pleasure from or after being sexually teased).

That hot guy gave me such a purple onion when he bent over.

purple onion by Andy7 August 20, 2007

fun onion 

WHEN SOMEONE FUCKING MISPRONOUNCES FUNIONS. TO THE POINT WHERE WANNA SHOVE THE FUNION UP THEIR SPINAL COLUMN.

Random Man Guy "Boy this fun onion sure is gr8"
Random Man Guy 2 "I WILL EAT YOUR FAMILY"

fun onion by Hot Be December 20, 2016

Blooming Onion Shit 

The process of taking a shit in which multiple pieces of shit are produced and land in the form of a blooming onion.

I just took a blooming onion shit! It really looks like a blooming onion!

Blooming Onion Shit by XCaliburger June 5, 2017

Blooming Onion 

When a person clusters their fingers together and inserts their clustered fingers into another person's vagina, similar to the snug. Once the entire hand is inserted up to the wrist bone, the person fans their fingers out in all directions, simulating a blooming onion served at a fine Australian steakhouse.

Myrtle loves getting fisted, so as a special surprise Otis gave her the blooming onion and she squealed in pleasure and in pain.

Blooming Onion by Wr3ench3d July 2, 2017

Bloomin' Onion 

A prolapsed asshole.

Dude, I'm fucked up. I stumbled onto some porn where some chick gave herself a Bloomin' Onion! I don't think I'll ever be the same.

Bloomin' Onion by Deathisabusinessman December 6, 2017

Horny Onion 

a horny onion is an ogre that has layers but also is in love with someone

"hey Thomas, you're such a horny onion!"

Horny Onion by the web expert April 6, 2018

blooming onion 

When you insert your closed fingers in a cone shape into the rectum then spread your fingers open you get the "blooming onion"

"Ohh baby just like that! I love it when you give me the blooming onion!"

blooming onion by Chateau64 June 18, 2018