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taking a hundred

1. Being overheard saying something inappropriate.
2. Getting busted looking at a female inappropriately.

Expression originates from reference to accepting a counterfeit 100 dollar bill, although the tie-in is kind of inexplicable. Which somehow adds to the amusement, regardless.
1. Steady! Keep your voice down! I think she can hear you. I'm taking a hundred over here!

2. ...you could totally see right down her shirt, man! I was checking it out and then I noticed she was looking straight at me and making a face. I took a serious hundred on that one.
by exitflagger April 29, 2008
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taking a Scotty

The harsh abrupt release of once solid now slightly watery bodily excrement in a public area and then wiping it clean with your tall tee.
Hey man cover me I'm taking a Scotty behind this car.
by KSkrilla January 23, 2011
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Take rope

You take rope?
by ropedope April 1, 2012
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take it in the ass

to put up with something unpleasant or unnecessary
My boss is treating me like shit, but I'm not gonna take it in the ass anymore.
by Mower420 March 28, 2020
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Take a Biden

To take a massive dump so big you have to flush 80 million times.
by Vincs33333333 December 4, 2020
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Taking a Sit

When you go to the toilet and achive more 'sitting' than 'shitting'
It may be that you are just lazy and hiding from the boss, got carried away reading a magazine or maybe you are genuinely constipated!?!
Any of the above can be considered 'Taking a Sit'
Example 1
Tim: That was a good sit!
Tom: What do you mean?
Tim: I Must have a bit of corn stuck in the cilo!
Tom: Sick

Example 2
Boss: Where have you been for the past half hour
Employee: I was going toilet
Boss: Oh, I see, you were taking a sit
by RIPSHITnBUST June 29, 2011
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Taking Seven

The act of masturbating. This term is used especially when someone wants a quick orgasm because it is speculated within some cliques that it only takes seven minutes to reach your climax during masturbation.
"Yo, tell me how I was at that nigga, Shawn's, and I walked in on him taking seven to anime porn."
by Ookamibito February 17, 2008
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