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pregnant card

When a woman in a relationship or marriage doesn’t wanna leave the man in whatever terms and says she’s pregnant to have the man stay.
Justin: Rachel, I can’t deal with you not getting a job, you’re living with me for free, after all I helped for you to get out of the toxic family you once were in… it’s like you’re bringing it to me… I think we should separate since you complain and do drugs and shit, it’s not the energy I want…
Rachel: Honey, I’m pregnant…
Justin: BULLSHIT!!!! You’re trying to pull the pregnant card, huh?
by FellowGonzalez October 14, 2022
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The Hater Card

When someone is confronted by criticism, but don't want to use it as advice to improve, they pull "The Hater Card" where they'll call you or others a hater, say the phrase "Haters gonna hate" or anything involving the word "Hater" as a means to avoid the criticism.
"Hey, although it is funny, try not to repeat the joke all that much. It'll become unfunny after a couple times."

"Haters gonna hate!"

"You're just going to pull The Hater Card because you don't like what I said? Fuck off."
by Mylittlepony May 25, 2018
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Greeting Card

Slang for a person who’s only contributions to discussions are vague, positive statements. Nobody disagrees with them because there’s nothing of substance in what they say. They prevent issues from being discussed because the only response to their feel-good cliche is a quiet head nod or other innocuous affirmation. The conversation typically fizzles out because it’s easy to look like a jackass by detracting from the positive end note in a group setting.

Someone is a genuine Greeting Card when they truly believe their vague positivity accomplished something.

Someone can cynically act like a Greeting Card when they intentionally want to close a hard conversation where they may have to deal with uncomfortable topics or discussions. Watch politicians and corporate executives do it all the time.
"I think what we can all agree on is that the children’s safety is very important to all of us." – Jim, in a meeting

"Jim always kisses ass and only says obvious shit that means nothing. We never talk about how to actually fix things. Jim is such a freaking Greeting Card!" – Jane, to a friend after the meeting
by plaything_of_the_gods October 1, 2020
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KKK (Cards)

When at any given point in a game requiring cards, that you hold 3 kings at once.
I had two 10s and a KKK (Cards) in my hand
by Yub Yub Shoog Doog December 12, 2021
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Card Fart

When one's Debit / Credit / Whatever card misfires, fails or is abjectly declined for no apparent reason when being used to make a purchase in any PIN pad at a retail establishment.
I had just popped my chip card in the reader and IMMEDIATELY got a CARD DECLINED message. I know there's plenty of funds in there... so... it was just a Card Fart. Re-inserted it and all was fine.
by Bonemanrides March 6, 2019
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Dumb card

An authentication card that contains digital user data, such as a personal identification number (PIN). An example of this is usually an ID, ATM card, or any card with a magnetic stripe.
My dumb card has a black magnetic stripe that contains a digital encrypted pin that is compared to the pin I enter on the ATM.
by Moonwolf187 February 5, 2022
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Blox Cards

One of the best roblox card games ever!
by Iris studmaster fan September 19, 2022
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