My Ass!

When you don't believe anything anyone has said/did

OR it can mean as a joke.

EXAMPLE ONE:
Person1: I say that the computer failed.

Person2: Failed my ass!

EXAMPLE TWO:

Person1: Why didn't you sit at the car?

Person2: Because my ass said so.

by Dxrky May 31, 2022

Lay your lips upon my ass.

This is a more posh and refined way to say "kiss my ass". It is quite a way to win an argument.

"I will say whatever I want whenever I want. However, I want and if you got a problem with that, then you can lay your lips upon my ass."

by Yeag3300 March 18, 2024

BMHA (beyond my hoe ass)

When something is difficult to understand. Similar to ''beyond me'' but with more gusto

How covid isnt a thing of the past yet is BMHA (beyond my hoe ass)

by ThomasCorey February 28, 2022

Pepper my ass

Violently surprised.

Boy: I cheated on you

Girl: PEPPER MY ASS. GET OUT.

by _boska_malinowska_ May 25, 2020

Bouncing My Ass

A term that’s used in St. Louis Missouri for somebody doing something they not supposed to do

“ bouncing My ass threw y’all hood”

“ Cuh I just bounce my ass threw they hood “

“ Cuh mane stop bouncing yo ass “

by StlDerrty October 10, 2024

My ass

The phatest ass around

Person 1: "You have a phat ass"
Person 2: "I know, my ass is phat"

by CoolBeanz! February 8, 2021

my ass

huge

damn my ass is huge

by PatrickLewis January 16, 2022