Popcorn muscles

When you look big but you're not really that big. No strength behind the muscles. Fake fuckin' muscles. Weak men have popcorn muscles.

Ivan Bogovich has popcorn muscles. Ivan Bogovich is a weak man. Ivan Bogovich didn't wipe his butt until middle school.

by Tyler jean November 24, 2016

Muscle Striations

One of a group of usually parallel scratches engraved in muscles by a barbell or other exercise agent.

The muscle striations started to form in his shoulders when his body fat percentage was reduced

by 476+21 November 7, 2022

love Muscle

If you have made over 50% of yats from essex squirt then you are a love muscle.

oh my god that guy is such a love muscle.

by MrBarv August 1, 2022

beer muscles

A condition that makes a guy think he's got a purple heart and he's rescuing a damsel in distress from a bank robber, no matter the actual circumstances.

You could tell the guy was flexing his beer muscles that night.

by The Original Agahnim November 20, 2021

Muscle Mass

Oh really? You changed up your workout? That's hilarious! See? I'm not completely full of shit.

Hym "Oh! You made it sound like I was wrong before about the muscle mass thing! Guess not. CORRECT AGAIN! MASTER OR CORRECTITUDE!"

by Hym Iam December 2, 2023

Muscle slut

Females that are only attracted to men with muscles/ body builders.

Look at maddie just drooling over that buff dude. She always goes for the biggest muscle. What a muscle slut

by Notorious-r.o.g. March 1, 2022

he had no muscle

a guy who thinks he is the shit but has no muscle

he had no muscle. I bet a girl is stronger than him

by im so unknown September 8, 2016