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Mulchgiving

Mulchgiving is a special event that takes place from Nov13-Nov25 where people and their loved ones celebrate the successful mulch harvest during the spring. Mulch giving includes activities that are but not constricted too: Eating dinner (usually made of loam, micro plastics and red paste), gardening and celebrating the next few years of mulch harvesting to come.
Person 1: Hey! are you coming to this years Mulchgiving? I heard the harvest this year was spectacular!!
Person2: Of course i am!! I even brought my special: Micro plastic soup!!!
by sassysquirm29 November 19, 2023
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mulchgang

perhaps one of the most eccentric internet brain-rot fads, mulchgang is a relatively niche association. members of the mulchgang are known as “sisters of the loam.” many mulchgang members receive several lobotomies. mulchgang members primarily identify as fluffy dogs. lobotomies allow sisters of the loam to become joyful, clear-pilled, and to escape the matrix—a sister’s ultimate goal. mulchgang is not a cult, it’s a lifestyle.
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Mulch

This substance does not conform to the temporal designs of mortal man. It is not merely a substance but an idea, a way of life, a god-given mixture of the individual and unique concepts and abstractions of tree bark, wood chips, manure, compost, and leaves, constituting the beautiful and complex construction that has provoked the revered notions of such American heroes as Mulchin’ Licker King Jr and Chuck Norris.
-“Oh my god the gerbil just mulched himself”
by Glorgotrax the Appropriator November 23, 2023
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