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Monke

Something you turn into when you reject humanity, JoJo. Despite the similarities between the spelling of "Monkey" and "Monke", there is a clear difference. Monkeys, are extremely uncivilized and hostile. They use the most primitive of languages, as their small minds are not able to grasp any other. Monke's, however, are the complete opposite. They are arguably the most civilized species on this rock we call Earth, and are able to speak the language of gods. They have a special ritual to make you one of them, but alas, I cannot have rights to say, as I am a mere mortal. As a monke, you gain many rights and titles. You get the most exquisite meals, offerings as if you are a god, and worshipers. So become a monke today, and REJECT your humanity!
"I reject my humanity, JoJo!"
"What are you talking abou-"
*becomes monke*
by bored_axolotl December 20, 2021
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MONK

Man Of No Knowledge - derogatory acronym for an individual who pretends to be aself-claimed expert on a topic, but actually possesses no real knowledge of that topic. The individual presents opinions that are not based in reality.
They hired this MONK to come in and tell us how to do our business, but it was immediately obvious that he had fooled them into thinking that he actually knew how to do anything.
by OogieWaWa December 20, 2021
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Frank is a monke
by Green600 December 25, 2021
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MONKE

WHEN YOU STCIK YOUR DICK IN A GIRL OR A BOY YOU NEVER KNOW ITS 2022 AND STARTS JUMPING UP AND DOWN SCREAMING BANANA
by MONKEPPFARTBANANA April 3, 2022
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Monk

When a person puts their whole mouth over the opening of a bottle, such as a soda or water bottle.
Person 1: Dude, I’m thirsty. Can I have some of your water?

Person : Sure.

Person 1 proceeds to put whole mouth over entire bottle opening…
Person 2: Hey! Don’t monk it! That’s gross!
by PlasticNopal April 9, 2022
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look at this monke. ooga boofga ooooga booga
by monke y April 11, 2022
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The Dirty Monk

When making love in an aggressive style, just before you cum, you ram your cock in your partners mouth, yell "GRENADE OUT" then punch them in the head...
Man 1: Man I gave Eljay "The Dirty Monk" last night!
Man 2: Damn bro while was watching Vtubers?
Man 1: Yeah.
by Skatinmonk April 15, 2022
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