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monk fruit daddy

A more wholesome, wellness-conscious version of a sugar daddy. Instead of buying you designer bags and champagne, he’s gifting you collagen supplements, organic groceries, and a gym membership.
He doesn’t just pay my rent, he pays for my therapy, my green juice, and my gym. That's a monk fruit daddy.
by surprise shark May 7, 2025
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MONKE

AN INDIVIDUAL WHO GETS ABSOLUTE ASS OR “BUTT” WHEN EVER THEY PLEASE AND HAS THE POWER TO RIZZ THOSE WHO THEY DESIRE.SOMEONE WHO CAN GET ANY GIRL OR FUCK ANY BITCH THEY WANT OR AFTER GETTING PUSSY
Yo WADE N CALEB GOT HELLA MONKE AT DA PARTY

YO I GOT MONKE LAST NIGHT HER SHI WAS IGH SHE GAVE DAT SLOPPY IN DA MOVIES.

Yo GO SMACK AT DAT MONKE RIGH THERE
by MONKEGETTER June 12, 2022
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Monke Month

The "Monke Month" is a months usually between April and July in which Djungelskog decides, it's a time of worshipping and giving thanks to the monkes that we love and give us memes
It is Monke Months!
by Xtecher April 25, 2022
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Monk-cicle

to suck on the soiled tampons of a ghetto brothel.
The homeless man lived for 2 weeks off of monk-cicles and cockroaches.
by MONK!! December 17, 2003
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MONKE

MONKE REFERS TO A MONKE THAT IS MORE SWAG THAN A NORMAL MONKEY
CONCRETE: "MONKE"
by HBFUHBECVHBVUCB May 13, 2021
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Gorilla Monk Mathias

When a person is unhappy because of a certain event, so they go gorilla mode.
-Hey why isnt Mathias here?

-Oh he's Gorilla Monk Mathias, because of last night.
by JayJaylol30 May 18, 2024
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monke

When u return to your true primal state and reject modernity and humanity. A true sign of a sigma male behaviour.
Go outside, se a rock, lift a rock, throw the rock, move on with your life.
I am so tired of this fucking life I just want to go and live in a forest. :return to monke:
when u get so high that your brain shuts off and u start making noises and acting like a monke
by Dejatheking May 22, 2022
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