Grassy Match

Hairy Vagina

"She loves a grassy match"

by grassytoes January 21, 2026

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Alaskan Match

The act of you rub your testicles on another man's chest until the friction sets your nuts on fire

"I was with a guy last night and he gave me the Alaskan Match"

by Idk38837372728292 February 14, 2026

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Meat Matching

When comparing anything to anything, sizing someone up, pocket watching, glazing, etc. Can be used in a negative or positive manner.

Example: 1

Man 1: "Yoooo where'd you get those jeans from? Are those the same ones *INSERT CELEBRITY* was wearing?"
Man 1: "Bro....you MEAT MATCHING RIGHT NOW!!!!"

Example: 2

Girl 1: "Wait...weren't you supposed to be going to the party with Jamal? I saw you on IG flicking it up with everyone BUT HIM!

Girl 2: "Girl, I know you aint inspecting my timeline...MEAT MATCHING and shit!"

by thatguybgreen December 10, 2025

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Russian Love Match

Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."

Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"

Doctor: "Nine."

You are only 10 days away from meeting the woman of your dreams at Russian Love Match!

by Joyousguy June 30, 2016

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