Ligma

Ligma is a dumb "disease" kids (7-14) use to tell their certain someone to lick their nasty asses. dont get it confused with the donkey type ass.
Anyways the definition is not over. let me tell you how ligma means "lick my ass"
Lig= Lick
Ma= my ass

(some how ass was put in there)
get it?
Dumb 12 Yr old: "Oof that lesbian over their must have Ligma OOOH SHIT"
Other 12 yr old: "i fucked my girlfriend last night. i think she has ligma now!"

*INSERT LOVEY DOVEY FACE*
by The [weird] lady [online] July 28, 2019
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ligma is not a joke
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A very rare medical condition, very fatal. The only known case was with world famous entrepreneur, Steve Jobs.
Him: Hey did you hear Steve Jobs died of Ligma?
Her: who the hell is Steve Jobs
Him: Ligma Balls
by Lee, Jodie April 18, 2022
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Ligma is a very common infection it involves stomach pain, dizziness, EMOTIONAL DAMAGE, and being called a L Bozo.
Ligma is very funny joke you can say.

You: Have you heard that John caught Ligma

Friend: What is Ligma

Ligma Balls.
by Candice Infection February 18, 2022
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Ligma is a disease that can be obtained from gaming, these games are included as Pubg,Fortnite, and H1z1. Ligma is a disease in which the gamer, playing on one of the said games, obtains from losing, this “losing” activates and chemical in ur brain called “Losidine” which this chemical can create you to have severe anxiety, this increases the heart rate and sweating, making you more prone to a fever. Other symptoms can be heart attacks, panic attacks, passing out, self starving, and loss of breathe. Only known cure is a single chemical Called Winner(WN) this chemical can be self obtained by also continuelsy playing the game and winning which releases happiness curing Ligma.
David got ligma by losing 100 games of fortnite in a row, he had to stay home today
by RealShitListenToit August 20, 2018
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A deadly disease that is cast upon whom asks.
eg."yo man my man ninja died from ligma"
Friend:"what's l.." "don't ask..."
eg."yo man my man ninja died from ligma"
Friend:"what's l.." "don't ask..."
by ur_man_with_definitions October 27, 2018
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