Juan

My papa

I love him

Juan: hey son!
Me: hey dad

by TheKorokArmies July 18, 2024

juan paco

the alteratioin of a woman's voice so that it is artificially deep, in an effort to emulate the voice of a man. Particularly effective when trying to digust or otherwise irritate your friends.

i just told my roommate an entire story in juan paco voice and i keep being obscene and she's like "IM GOING TO HAVE NIGHTMARES"

by manifest December 9, 2008

juan night stand

Having sex with a Mexican

If I am a Mexican, would you have a Juan night stand with me?

by Tommyxc October 9, 2016

Juan

juan is a fucking nerd

Omg look at Juan
🤢

by brooked October 12, 2019

Juan

Juan is a four legged big boi who likes balconies.

Joe: "Dude, did you see Juan the other day?"
Mike: "How did he get up there?"

by SoftBoiledPotatoo98 October 15, 2020

Juan Valdez Jacuzzi

using coffee in lieu of water in a cannabis bong

"don't talk to me till I've had coffee"?

psh
whatever

don't talk to ME till I've spent 20 min blazing through a Juan Valdez jacuzzi

by CoraMunroBoat June 12, 2017

Juan's mom

Really hot

Bro Fredrick, did you see that girl? She's just like Juan's mom.

by themanthemyththemanny October 6, 2023