Jose

Jose is really gay and likes boys. Jose is 1ft tall and has no bitches.

Girl 1: is that Jose, the gay one?
Girl 2: yeah, you can hardly see him because he's always surrounded by bbc.

by Sexyman4694 November 21, 2023

Jose

Jose is a very caring guy who will put everyone before himself. He is all a girl can ask for, even if they don't deserve him. he is one of the only boys who can make a girl laugh but also make her cry when they realized they lost the one person who saw them as special and loved them. He has so much love to give, and deserves someone to give it too.

Person #1: we need someone whos a Jose to help save this person's life
Person #2: so like a blood transfusion?

by xzjdmlvr November 21, 2023

Jose Bautista

Some funny guy that flipped a bat and every old guy who like baseball got mad

Old Guy 1: Oh my gosh! Jose Bautista just bat flipped off a home run! How ridiculous!
Old Guy 2: Yeah!
Guy: He flipped a bat, what's wrong with that?

by some yankee fan November 25, 2023

Jose Bautista

Some funny guy that flipped a bat and every old guy who like baseball got mad

Old Guy 1: Oh my gosh! Jose Bautista just bat flipped off a home run! How ridiculous!
Old Guy 2: Yeah!
Guy: He flipped a bat, what's wrong with that?

by some yankee fan November 25, 2023

jose paulo

a random guy that likes people that looks like babies and wares blue glasses and likes playing g dash because that is his life purpose to play and be cracked at g dash

my friend is jose paulo

by harambe version 2 November 27, 2023

Jose

Jose is really flipin short. He can be mean but nice at the same time and he will steal your scrunchies. His favorite word is hoe.

Idk what to type here
Jose is lameeeeee

by Imatalkabmybsfshere October 19, 2019

Jose

The worst F boy of all time and the biggest fag ever.

Jose is a fucking dirtbag

by Elannnnn October 27, 2019