woody johnson

An very hard and erect penis.

I got a woody johnson just looking at that elevator chick over there!

by Jack Bozdog August 11, 2006

Private Johnson

Originates from my pants, means my meat, my dick, my cock, my johnson! He is my private part thus Private johnson is born, FEAR HIM AS HE WILL FUCK YOU INTO OBLIVION!

Johnson: Yo kid
Kid: Sup johnson
Johnson: Why u talkin to my meat nigga?
Kid: Huh?
Johnson: THIS IS PRIVATE JOHNSON -smacks the kid in da face wit his meat-
Kid: Das dirty.

by PuffyGramma August 23, 2011

larry johnson

a big nigger for the kansas city chiefs who owns everyone and runs right through them

larry johnson owned those niggers on the other team yesterday.

by kc12345 August 28, 2008

Magic Johnson

A sexual maneuver where you "give that bitch aids"

"I was all up in that pussy, and then I gave that bitch the Magic Johnson"

by Nato July 1, 2005

hairy johnson

The hairy johnson is when a man shaves all his pubes off and puts it on his penis. A girl will then suck the said penis, and pubic hair that is on the penis. This is called a Hairy Johnson. Because his dick is hairy as fuck.

"Aight girl we gonna do the Hairy Johnson now". Female - "But why?" Male - "Bitch you said you wanted me to shave my googus, so why not do this."

by Jdot2daP February 4, 2009

Katie Johnson

A fishy smelling slag from Skelmersdale who fakes pregnancies and thinks shes skinny

I can smell fish..oh it must just be Katie Johnson

by skemkillers October 22, 2019

Kit Johnson

Kit Johnson was the name of a British servant who lived from 1893-1936. He was the first person to be used a 'Gimp' by the King Edward VII. They used sheep skin and cow leather to create the infamous 'Gimp Suit' known today. Kit was forced to partake in violent homosexual acts, including rough anal sex and frequent felacio. Kit Johnson was found dead in his hotel room on March 4th 1936 due to contracting AIDS from his homosexual relations.

Shaye: "What's Kirsten doing tonight?"

Trisha: "He's in A&E getting blood tests for his AIDS. Heard he got fucked in the ass all night"

Shaye: "Wow. What a Kit Johnson."

by Shaye "Fuck my asshole" Quinn January 20, 2021