Jimmy fitzsimmons

Doing the "Jimmy fitzsimmons" is yelling my name is (insert friends name here) after you do something wrong so they get in trouble

Oh shit car wreck *runs away screaming*

my name is Jimmy fitzsimmons

by Joe pinard December 3, 2018

jimmy condom

a condom named after such a little dick guy, these condoms are specifically made for limp dicks, broke dicks, and short dicks....

Ex. Maaaann your girl wanted to get it, had no more jimmy sized condoms for me.
Ex. Boy you can't fit into a magnum but it's okay, I got you some jimmy condoms!
Ex.That dick sure is a jimmy condom!

by micropenis jimmypenis brokedic October 14, 2014

Pull a Jimmy

The act of attempting to finger a girl using your pinky, ring, and middle fingers... while she is wearing jeans.

Jimmy was in the basement with a girl and decided to pull a Jimmy.

by blt1233 June 28, 2011

to "Get Jimmy"

to receive any sexual act from a girl, mostly referred to hand-jobs and blow-jobs. Most Often used in Upstate New York, Rochester area, and most populary Williamson. Fuckin 315.

" Damn dude all the guys were there, Tom, Jitty, Zach, Tyler, Mike, Mike L, and Ryan. Fuck dude all of us were trying to "Get Jimmy" that night, and fuck we got it! even Raymond!

by tna1992 April 7, 2009

Jimmy Wales

You know, the biggest slave owner in American history.

- Who is Jimmy Wales?
- You must be a chicken or under 30

by aaamerica October 30, 2023

jimmy kimmel

the voice actor for insectosaurus from "monsters vs aliens"

hay thats the guy who voiced insectosaurus.
yep thats jimmy kimmel

by big_oucne June 23, 2021

Jimmy's horseshoe

Late-stage male pattern baldness in which a substantial sphere of bald flesh is circled by an increasingly dissipating ring of hair, often forming a "horseshoe" shape.

Colin Mochrie was long known for flaunting his Jimmy's horseshoe on set.

by instaphammed February 22, 2022