the fuck its 

The fuck its also known as fuck its are a medical anomally that occur when your laziness gets the better of you. Usually happens when pressing matters are soon to arrive, such as projects due the next day or chores to be done around the house.
Symptoms include:
Coughing while saying fuck it.
Laziness.
Boredom.
Hunger.
The desire to go smoke weed or pack a lip.

Oh crap i have a project due tomorrow morning. Alright i have to do this.
*5 minutes later
Cough fuck it Cough oh man i got the fuck its cough cough fuck it enhhh fuck it wheres that skoal.

the fuck its by meher1312 April 27, 2011

if its up then its stuck

basically means if you gotta problem with somebody that person is fucked, they’re a goner, issa WRAP

Some nigga: ayo i heard that nigga doug dimma dome said he don’t fuck witchu

some other nigga: oh ye? well then if its up then its stuck

if its up then its stuck by SAKE! March 26, 2021

Ahoy its the crackin! 

A phrase usede to describe when a person butt crack is hanging out of their pants.

Tim:"Ahoy its the crackin!"
Debrick:"Girls shouldn't sag their pants."

Ahoy its the crackin! by Waldosaurous&Bigboobasaurous April 10, 2010

Like its his job 

An activity someone engages in way too often.

My man Jay is a total stoner. He smokes weed like its his job.

Like its his job by Kubbie November 18, 2009

but its better if you do 

A song written by panic! at the disco. The music video consits of majority of the band looking depressed but the lead singer Brendon Urie is having the time of his life in an illegal strip club. Brendon then gets a lap dance from his onscreen girlfriend and then gets arrested with his girlfriend. Just a normal day in a panic! at the disco music video

"wow my life is pretty shit"
"well at least you didnt get arrested in an illegal strip club like brendon urie in but its better if you do"

but its better if you do by @deathofasinnerx on twitter :) October 20, 2018

if its not worth it don't do it 

the greatest phrase ever invented by skeppy.

skeppy: im not gonna do it because if its not worth it don't do it
baldboyhalo: STOP SAYING THAT SKEPPY!

if its not worth it don't do it by pencilboy928 June 9, 2020

every unicorn will find its rainbow 

A well known phrase that essentially means the same thing as "every giraffe will find their scarf", and "every triceratops will find their berry bush".

Ted: Well you know what they say, Jim. Every unicorn will find its rainbow.
Jim: What the fuck does that even mean, Jim?

every unicorn will find its rainbow by UnicornsFindingRainbows July 5, 2020