Crack Pat

Crack Pat is a very weird guy who loves hanging with people and giving strange but cursed items

People do go missing, right after meeting with him

Crack Pat- hey kid, I have so thing to sell

The kid- what is it

Crack Pat- A game disk

The Kid - O cool thx

1 day later- A child is missing

by FireSlayer177 November 15, 2022

pat

a common tradition in cultured circles

>pat @7.92×57mm Mauser S Patrone travelling at 878 m/s
grr
>pat @7.92×57mm Mauser S Patrone travelling at 878 m/s
insert gif

by Mustard Boy November 7, 2020

Pat Sadler

A guy so dank, his dankness is so unfathomable it stanks up a room

Damn, did you see that dude at the 360 concert, straight up Pat Sadler!

by jmav2802 March 31, 2022

Pat

It is short for the name Miles. Don't debate it. It's a fact. Just let it happen.

Person 1: "Here comes Miles."
Person 2: "Don't you mean Pat?"

by Darkness4al October 28, 2016

Pat McAfee

The baddest motherf--ker on this earth. Kicks balls and skulls and makes NXT Undisputed era look like a bunch of stooges. Pat's yinzer blood allows him to drink copious amounts of alcohol and smoke a lot of vitamins. Keep your eyes peeled for when he swings his massive HAMMER DAHN!!!

Pat McAfee then kicked that stooge Adam Cole in his chin so hard that Adam's sole left his body, not wanting to be grouped with such a loser.

by Shamaster78 December 4, 2020

It's Pat

From the andryogonus character on Saturday Night Live. The character would make references leaving the audience wondering whether the person was a male or female.

Bob.."For the office party , the men will bring salads and the ladies main dishes.
Sam "And I will bring the Pepto Bismol"
Bob.."Don't give a "It's Pat"

by Venomously Beetch October 20, 2010

Pat Cohen

A chiller who can crush an entire tin of 6's in one rip like it's nothing

My Boy: yo beast sauce me a zyn
Me: Gotchu *hands unopened tin of menthol
My Boy: *puts all of them in at once
Me: Bro wtf are you doing you can't hang like that
My Boy: Watch *keeps them in for 20 minutes without shivering
Me: Holy fuck ur sick bro ur literally Pat Cohen

by AvalonLaxerPaceKingDBon December 15, 2024