Muff Cabbage

Muff cabbage is a new slang term for a ladies private parts. The bottom line is that muff cabbage is another term for a woman’s vagina.

What's a muff cabbage? It's a Jersey thing.

by Smoosh Smooshh October 16, 2010

muff cabbage

Many Jersey people would refer this word as a woman's vagina. You wouldn't understand its a jersey thing.

used in season 14 episode 9 of south park aired 10-13-2010

Your muff cabbage!' 'YOU SICK OLD WOMEN MUFF CABBAGE' 'YOUR CABBAGE

by take52 October 17, 2010

cabbage patch snatch

a. when a girls junk smells and looks like an ancient cabbage patch doll.

"Dude, I love her cabbage patch snatch, it really turns me on."

by T. Clark Crawford June 06, 2005

You're love cabbage!

you just don't understand it's a Jersey Thing! derrogatory

oh you're white trash, "you're love cabbage!"

from the episode of south park where New Jersey was taking over the whole U.S.A.

by shaggyluv October 19, 2010

rotten moose cabbage

One who smells of rotting moosey cabbageness.

My god Kevin smells like rotten moose cabbage.

by Tracy March 28, 2003

Cabbage Patch Cute

Someone ugly that, at certain angles, looks very good.

In her photo she was smoking hot, but when I met her I realized she was only Cabbage Patch Cute.

by Oldenphat May 07, 2010

muff cabbage man

An immortal old man in a robe smoking a pipe talking about how much he loves muff cabbage.

"Mmmmm Muff Cabbage!" Says the Muff Cabbage Man in a high pitched British accent.

by Javier Jesus Pablo October 06, 2013